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Dr. Goodword's (Robert Beard's) The 100 Funniest Words in English contains the 100 funniest words in English as listed in the table of contents below. There are easily 1000 funny words in English (maybe more depending on how you measure funniness) but he thinks this book contains the best selection based on all the measurements of humor discussed in the book).

The words whose definition, usage problems, and history are written up in the book, each accompanied by hilarious examples taken from the lives of such characters as Lucinda Head, Maud Lynn Dresser, Phil Anders, William Arami and Marian Kine. Try some free pages below, then get Beard's full treatment in the book, now on sale at this website at a special back-to-school price.

Why this book is better than others:

• Large, easty to read print
• One chapter per page (memory isn't what it used to be?)
• One chapter per page, great for your bathroom library

The list below tells you what the funniest words in English are; to learn them and how to weave them into your conversations, you'll need the book. Buy a copy today and get ready to roar with laughter over how we speak. To add The 100 Most Beautiful Words to your purchase, choose "Add to Cart" below, then click the book title here when you return. Click the links above to add the first in this series to your library. You may purchase Dr. Beard's other word book, The 100 Most Beautiful Words in English by clicking here.

Here are the words, described as only 'Dr. Goodword' can describe them, that you will find in the book. The definitions below are not those in the book but much simpler ones. Click the first five for the first five actual entries in the book. Then get the other 95 (or so) at this site or at one of the bookstores above.

What the Papers are Saying

• The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
• The Sunbury Daily Item
• Voxy (New Zealand)

The 100 Funniest Words in English
Abibliophobia	The fear of running out of reading material.
Absquatulate	To leave or abscond with something.
Allegator	Some who alleges.
Anencephalous	Lacking a brain.
Argle-bargle	A loud row or quarrel.
Batrachomyomachy	Making a mountain out of a molehill.
Billingsgate	Loud, raucous profanity.
Bloviate	To speak pompously or brag.
Blunderbuss	A gun with a flared muzzle or disorganized activity.
Borborygm	A rumbling of the stomach.
Boustrophedon	A back and forth pattern.
Bowyang	A strap that holds the pants legs in place.
Brouhaha	An uproar.
Bumbershoot	An umbrella.
Callipygian	Having an attractive rear end or nice buns.
Canoodle	To hug and kiss.
Cantankerous	Testy, grumpy.
Catercornered	Diagonal(ly).
Cockalorum	A small, haughty man.
Cockamamie	Absurd, outlandish.
Codswallop	Nonsense, balderdash.
Collop	A slice of meat or fold of flab.
Collywobbles	Butterflies in the stomach.
Comeuppance	Just reward, just deserts.
Crapulence	Discomfort from eating or drinking too much.
Crudivore	An eater of raw food.
Discombobulate	To confuse.
Donnybrook	An melee, a riot.
Doozy	Something really great.
Dudgeon	A bad mood, a huff.
Ecdysiast	An exotic dancer, a stripper.
Eructation	A burp, belch.
Fard	Face-paint, makeup.
Fartlek	An athletic training regime.
Fatuous	Unconsciously foolish.
Filibuster	Refusal to give up the floor in a debate to prevent a vote.
Firkin	A quarter barrel or small cask.
Flibbertigibbet	Nonsense, balderdash.
Flummox	To exasperate.
Folderol	Nonsense.
Formication	The sense of ants crawling on your skin.
Fuddy-duddy	An old-fashioned, mild-mannered person.
Furbelow	A fringe or ruffle.
Furphy	A portable water-container.
Gaberlunzie	A wandering beggar.
Gardyloo!	A warning shouted before throwing water from above.
Gastromancy	Telling fortune from the rumblings of the stomach.
Gazump	To buy something already promised to someone else.
Gobbledygook	Nonsense, balderdash.
Gobemouche	A highly gullible person.
Godwottery	Nonsense, balderdash.
Gongoozle	To stare at, kibitz.
Gonzo	Far-out journalism.
Goombah	An older friend who protects you.
Hemidemisemiquaver	A musical timing of 1/64.
Hobbledehoy	An awkward or ill-mannered young boy.
Hocus-pocus	Deceitful sleight of hand.
Hoosegow	A jail or prison.
Hootenanny	A country or folk music get-together.
Jackanapes	A rapscallion, hooligan.
Kerfuffle	Nonsense, balderdash.
Klutz	An awkward, stupid person.
La-di-da	An interjection indicating that something is pretentious.
Lagopodous	Like a rabbit's foot.
Lickety-split	As fast as possible.
Lickspittle	A servile person, a toady.
Logorrhea	Loquaciousness, talkativeness.
Lollygag	To move slowly, fall behind.
Malarkey	Nonsense, balderdash.
Maverick	A loner, someone outside the box.
Mollycoddle	To treat too leniently.
Mugwump	An independent politician who does not follow any party.
Mumpsimus	An outdated and unreasonable position on an issue.
Namby-pamby	Weak, with no backbone.
Nincompoop	A foolish person.
Oocephalus	An egghead.
Ornery	Mean, nasty, grumpy.
Pandiculation	A full body stretch.
Panjandrum	Someone who thinks himself high and mighty.
Pettifogger	A person who tries to befuddle others with his speech.
Pratfall	A fall on one's rear.
Quean	A disreputable woman.
Rambunctious	Aggressive, hard to control.
Ranivorous	Frog-eating
Rigmarole	Nonsense, unnecessary complexity.
Shenanigan	A prank, mischief.
Sialoquent	Spitting while speaking.
Skedaddle	To hurry somewhere.
Skullduggery	No good, underhanded dealing.
Slangwhanger	A loud abusive speaker or obnoxious writer.
Smellfungus	A perpetual pessimist.
Snickersnee	A long knife.
Snollygoster	A person who can't be trusted.
Snool	A servile person.
Tatterdemalion	A child in rags.
Troglodyte	Someone or something that lives in a cave.
Turdiform	Having the form of a lark.
Unremacadamized	Having not been repaved with macadam.
Vomitory	An exit or outlet.
Wabbit	Exhausted, tired, worn out.
Widdershins	In a contrary or counterclockwise direction.
Yahoo	A rube, a country bumpkin.
@	The "at" sign.
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