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Dr. Goodword's Office is where we will keep articles about the nature of language, correct usage, and other fascinating linguistic tidbits. We will focus on the questions that Robert Beard (PhD, Linguistics) has been asked over the past 10 years: from the days of his Web of Online Dictionaries, through his stint as Dr. Language at yourDictionary, and up until now. If you have a question that is not covered here, simply send it to him via our contact page.

Language makes the news almost as often as politics and is always more interesting than politics—or anthing else, for that matter. Check here often for the best news items about the changing face of the languages we speak. Just click the heading above.

• Mamma Teached Me Talk (Language Acquisition)
  You learn how to talk from listening to your parents and friends, right? Maybe not.
• Can Chimpanzees Talk? (Language and Mind)
  If human beings are not the only species capable of speech, we aren't so special. Are we?
• Can colorless green ideas sleep furiously? (Syntax 1)
  We seem to order the words in a sentence the way we think but evidence indicates otherwise.
• Why We Have to Pay Syntax (Syntax 2)
  More evidence that sentences have their own rules of order distinct from those of semantics.
• But There are no Such Things as Words! (Morphology 1)
  Evidence showing that we do not use words but parts of words when we speak!
• How to pronounce "GHOTI"... and why (Phonology, Spelling)
  Most languages do not have writing systems; so what is the relation of spelling to speaking?
• How is a Hippo Like a Feather? (Historical Linguistics)
  An examination of how languages come into being and change over time.
• Words: Where do They Come From? (Morphology 2)
  A much more detailed discussion of where words come from.

• NEW STUFF! A Glossary of Eponyms
  Here is the authoritative glossary of words from people's names compiled by Dr. Goodword himself.
  • Newest additions to our eponym database.
• NEW STUFF! Zany Sentences Made from Movie Titles
  Hilarious sentences made out of movie titles strung together. You can contribute. A game you can play, too.
• A List of Funny Company Names
  Some are real, most are concocted but all are funny. See if you can come up with one funnier and we will publish it.
• A Glossary of Commonly Confused Words in English
  Otherwise known as "false cognates", words English speakers commonly confuse with quizzes that will help you avoid confusing them.
• Ambrose Bierce's Devil's Dictionary
  The best American tongue-in-cheek dictionary.
• Dr. Goodword's Glossary of Quaint Southernisms
  Dr. Goodword's shot at preserving the dialects of the region he comes from.
• Historical Dictionary of American Slang
  A 2500 searchable dictionary of slang with dates that tell you when the slang first appeared.
  • Newest additions to our American Slang database.
• IMglish Glossary (Chatroom and IM shorthand with Emoticons)
  Shorten your messages using the new language of IMglish.
• Corrected Glossary of Manias
  Crazy about something? There is a word for it no matter what it is.
• Corrected Glossary of Philias
  We also have words for every kind of love there is: pick yours here.
• Corrected Glossary of Phobias
  Don't go without a phobia another day: Dr. Goodword has one for every occasion.
• The Origins of the Names of the US States
  The origins of the names of the US states by Dr. Beard based on the latest linguistic research (2007).
• Language Dictionaries
  The very best online dictionaries in 300 languages.
• Specialty Dictionaries
  Specialty glossaries in categories like sports, medicine, law, finance, biology, theater, music and 150 more.

• The Rebel-Yankee Test
  How much of a Rebel/Yankee are you? Take our quiz and we will tell you.
• The Advanced Rebel-Yankee Test
  Did you pass the Rebel-Yankee test? Then you are ready for the advanced test.
• Miss Spelling's Multiple Choice Spelling Bee
  This one covers all 100 of the most often misspelled words in a tricky multiple-choice quiz.
• NEW! Miss Spelling's Real Time Spelling Bee
  This spelling bee is just like a real one: you hear the word, spell it, and are then told if you were right or wrong.
• The Commonly Confused Words Quizzes
  • Commonly Confused Words on A
  • Commonly Confused Words on B
  • Commonly Confused Words on C
  • Commonly Confused Words on DE
  • Commonly Confused Words on F
  • Commonly Confused Words on GHI
  • Commonly Confused Words on JKL
  • Commonly Confused Words on M
  • Commonly Confused Words on NOPQ
  • Commonly Confused Words on R
  • Commonly Confused Words on S
  • Commonly Confused Words on TUV
  • Commonly Confused Words on WXYZ
• The Phobias Quiz
  How many phobias do you know the names of?
• The Slang Generation Quiz
  Find out in which generation the slang you use places you.
• Miss Spelling's Often Misspelled Words Quiz
  An easy fill-in-the-blank spelling quiz the Miss Spelling created to warm you up for the Spelling Bee.

• NEW! Split Infinitives
  Do you suffer from split infinitives? Then you have come to the right doctor. Doctor Goodword has just the right medicine to fix your problem.
• He, She, It, They
  Can we use 'they' as substitute for singular 'he' and 'she'? Here is Dr. Goodword's final word on the subject.
• Do I Have to Repeat Myself?
  The place of redundancy in language
• What is slang?
  Dr. Goodword explains why we create and use slang.
• Bad Grammar or Language Change?
  The use of 'less' and 'fewer' in English.
• Will I be Arrested if I End a Sentence with a Preposition?
  Why shouldn't I end sentences with prepositions?
• Are You and I You and Me?
  Does your skin crawl when you hear phrases like 'between you and I'?
• 'Ain't' Isn't a Four-Letter Word
  Teachers, tighten your seatbelts when you read this one!
• How Many Words are in English?
  Is English the world word champ?
• Do you Suffer the Embarrassment of LVS?
  The status of syncope in English speech.
• Yall (Youse, Yuns) Should Read This
  Why does English not have a plural form of 'you'?
• A History of an Historical Quirk
  Should you say 'a historical' or 'an historical?
• Warspeak: Linguistic Collateral Damage
  Does war change the way we speak?
• A Language is a Dialect with an Army
  So what is the difference between a language and a dialect?
• A Glossary of Quaint Southernisms
  Dr. Goodword plays with his own original version of English.

• Mel Gibson's Apocalypto and the Mayan Culture
• Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings and Tolkien's Languages
• Mel Gibson's The Passion of Christ and the Fate of Aramaic

• NEW! Commonly Confused Words in English (False Cognates)
• The 100 Funniest Words in English
• The 100 Most Beautiful Words in English
• The Most Often Mispronounced Words in English
• The Most Often Misspelled Words in English

• Top 10 Words of 2006: Amnesty No. 1
• Top 10 Words of 2005 (alphaDictionary)
• Top 10 Words of 2004 (alphaDictionary)
• Top 10 Words of 2003 (yourDictionary)
• Top 10 Words of 2002 (yourDictionary)
• Top 10 Words of 2001 (yourDictionary)
• Top 10 Words of 2000 (yourDictionary)

• Chaos (English is Tough Stuff)
• The Third Word on -gry
• The Most Often Mispronounced Words in English
• The Most Often Misspelled Words in English
• Questions about English Grammar and Style (with Answers)

1. What's the third English word that ends in -gry?
2. What's the longest place name in the world?
3. What's the longest word in the English language?
4. What does "antidisestablishmentarianism" mean?
5. How do I say [a common phrase] in language X?
6. I need a boy's/girl's name in language X.
7. What does this name mean?
8. I have something in mind but can't think of the word for it.
9. Is it "judgment" or "judgement"?
10. Are "imply" and "infer" synonyms?
11. What is the difference between "its" and "it's?"
12. What is the difference betweem "may" and "can?"
13. What is the difference between "there" and "their?"
14. What is onomatopoeia?
15. What is the difference between an epithet and an epitaph?
16. What is an eponym?
17. What is an acronym?
18. What is a synonym and a homonym?
19. What is a thesaurus?
20. What is PIE?
21. What does the suffix -stan mean in words like "Afghanistan?"
22. What does 'kumbaya' in the song, "Kumbaya, my Lord" mean?
23. What is the difference between sit/set and lie/lay?
24. Will I go to jail if I end a sentence with a preposition?
25. When should I say "X and I" and when "X and me?"
26. How can I help stomp out the use of "ain't?"
27. How many words are in English?