Hmmmm..mispronunciation of acorn, eh?

Around here, you have an indication of where someone is from by whether they say "a-corn" or "a-crn"...

I'm inclined to the latter "a-crn" I use the least number of letters when im talkin

I laughed at it....
Never seen a two Dollar Store before

Where I come from in SouthTexas a significant number of the older peopel pronouncee the word "wash" with a long o and an r as "worsh".

Thats how I say it
I spent all mornin worsh'n clothes.

I always say Coke

Common conversation in my house.

Me: Give me a coke
Son: What kind?
Me: Dr. Pepper, I reckon.

And if someone says "I need a drink" I wanna drink" so on it always implies that they want somethin alchoholic.

I suppose I'm completly southern --- all of those on that list apply

The North has Bloomingdales, the South has Dollar General. and Dollar Tree, Just a Dollar, Just a buck, lol but it always just gets shortened to tha dollar store. The North has coffee houses, the South has Waffle Houses. Waffle House Rocks....lol I gotta Waffle House credit card.....lol The North h...

When I took it i was 100% Is General Lee your Grandfather.

I'm so Southern sometimes even people here make fun of my accent

Ahhh...southern tea--nectar of the gods and not for those with weak constitutions nor with a history of diabetes in the family. You can tell a Yankee (anyone not from the South) visiting the south when they ask for tea specifying that it be iced. Everyone down here KNOWS that iced is the way it was...