Where I grew up, some folks would pronounce the title of a married woman as "miz-riz" with more or less equal stress. "Are you in Mizriz Smith's class?" Not everybody did, but some folks. I tried to argue another kid out of her pronunciation, and she pointed out that their was an...

Have a friend from Kansas who says "catty-wampus". Loved it so much, had to adopt it for my own.