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Postby gailr » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:46 pm

Stargzer wrote:
The old man and the old woman boarded the old boat. She was in good shape for her age, with a nice round bottom.

Because she was old and a little dinghy, she was no prize ketch...

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Postby J_22_M » Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:49 pm

gailr wrote:
Stargzer wrote:
The old man and the old woman boarded the old boat. She was in good shape for her age, with a nice round bottom.

Because she was old and a little dinghy, she was no prize ketch...

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Haha, nice... well, not comeback... but, well, the word has left me, but I'm sure all understand my intention!

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Postby Perry » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:47 am

What are yawl talking about?
"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once. Lately it hasn't been working."
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Postby Bailey » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:02 am

A dinghy has a flat bottom like the old man, as they all do.

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Postby Perry » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:44 pm

A dinghy may have a flat bottom, but the old man's was never described. You seem to have slooped up there.
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Postby gailr » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:13 pm

Bailey: when Gzer tosses out a straight line like that, how can you keep such an even keel?

At least I can count on Perry to harbor some puns, no holds barred. (And it's no fluke that neither of us has commented on the shape of the buoys. This is a family forum, after all.)

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Postby tcward » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:13 am

That one seems to have sailed right past a lot of folks. I'd rudder not say how many horrible puns I could sea using.

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Postby Huny » Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:56 am

bpserver4u wrote:Nice

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Uugh! Deja vù. :roll: (..as huny says, "somebody hold my earings and my Prada bag for me, I'm about to break a nail!")
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Postby Perry » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:02 am

Terri,

You got this one's number all right.
But, do not ever ever advertise your email address and/or your web site through Bulk Emails if you do not have Bullet Proof Web Hosting. Under normal hosting your web site shall be closed in no time ! No matter how long you have been with them, how much you are paying them, or how beautiful your site is?

If you want to send bulk emails you must have Bullet Proof Web Hosting...

On the other hand bpserver4u didn't get who we are at all. We are The Anti-Spam! Or in modern parlance, so not the customer base they seek.
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Postby sluggo » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:23 pm

Bailey wrote:
Brazilian dude wrote:Huh? Thank a soldier? As far as I know, the United States hasn't invaded Brazil. Not yet.

Brazilian dude

neither has anyone else, be grateful.

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ah.... Portugal?
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Postby Bailey » Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:38 pm

ah.... Portugal?

ah a bit before our time?

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or do we go back to the original invaders to all lands, remember no one is truly indigenous.

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Postby gailr » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:29 pm

Huny wrote: Uugh! Deja vù. :roll: (..as huny says, "somebody hold my earings and my Prada bag for me, I'm about to break a nail!")


Huny, sweetie, this was a truly irresponsible post. :wink: You do realize that somewhere out there a spambot has perked up its little digital ears, eyes, (or whatever they scan with) and is--even now--targeting the alphaAgora with ads for luxury leather goods, nail wraps, and teach-yourself-martial arts videos...

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Postby sluggo » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:57 pm

gailr wrote:
Huny wrote: Uugh! Deja vù. :roll: (..as huny says, "somebody hold my earings and my Prada bag for me, I'm about to break a nail!")


Huny, sweetie, this was a truly irresponsible post. :wink: You do realize that somewhere out there a spambot has perked up its little digital ears, eyes, (or whatever they scan with) and is--even now--targeting the alphaAgora with ads for luxury leather goods, nail wraps, and teach-yourself-martial arts videos...

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Wha? Somebody hold my earnings?
Say, wasn't this in a different thread? I'm lost.
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Postby sluggo » Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:00 pm

Bailey wrote:
ah.... Portugal?

ah a bit before our time?

mark
or do we go back to the original invaders to all lands, remember no one is truly indigenous.


I'd say the second inhabitant is the first invader (not counting unsuccessful ones). Anyway, 'before our time' is relative; for some, Granada may be before their time.

/hairsplitting mode off/
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Postby Huny » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:53 pm

sluggo wrote:
gailr wrote:
Huny wrote: Uugh! Deja vù. :roll: (..as huny says, "somebody hold my earings and my Prada bag for me, I'm about to break a nail!")


Huny, sweetie, this was a truly irresponsible post. :wink: You do realize that somewhere out there a spambot has perked up its little digital ears, eyes, (or whatever they scan with) and is--even now--targeting the alphaAgora with ads for luxury leather goods, nail wraps, and teach-yourself-martial arts videos...

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Wha? Somebody hold my earnings?
Say, wasn't this in a different thread? I'm lost.


No, it was several posts up but got deleted. My little saying about the earings is girly talk for, "Somebody hold me back!" I think that was the ghetto commimg out in me from back in the day. :oops: But, thanks to gailr, I am under control now. :wink:
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