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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:46 pm
by gailr

The old man and the old woman boarded the old boat. She was in good shape for her age, with a nice round bottom.
Because she was old and a little dinghy, she was no prize ketch...

-gailr

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:49 pm
by J_22_M

The old man and the old woman boarded the old boat. She was in good shape for her age, with a nice round bottom.
Because she was old and a little dinghy, she was no prize ketch...

-gailr
Haha, nice... well, not comeback... but, well, the word has left me, but I'm sure all understand my intention!

-j

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:47 am
by Perry
What are yawl talking about?

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:02 am
by Bailey
A dinghy has a flat bottom like the old man, as they all do.

mark

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:44 pm
by Perry
A dinghy may have a flat bottom, but the old man's was never described. You seem to have slooped up there.

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:13 pm
by gailr
Bailey: when Gzer tosses out a straight line like that, how can you keep such an even keel?

At least I can count on Perry to harbor some puns, no holds barred. (And it's no fluke that neither of us has commented on the shape of the buoys. This is a family forum, after all.)

-gailr

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:13 am
by tcward
That one seems to have sailed right past a lot of folks. I'd rudder not say how many horrible puns I could sea using.

-Tim

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:56 am
by Huny
Uugh! Deja vù. :roll: (..as huny says, "somebody hold my earings and my Prada bag for me, I'm about to break a nail!")

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:02 am
by Perry
Terri,

You got this one's number all right.
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On the other hand bpserver4u didn't get who we are at all. We are The Anti-Spam! Or in modern parlance, so not the customer base they seek.

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:23 pm
by sluggo
Huh? Thank a soldier? As far as I know, the United States hasn't invaded Brazil. Not yet.

Brazilian dude
neither has anyone else, be grateful.

mark
ah.... Portugal?

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:38 pm
by Bailey
ah.... Portugal?
ah a bit before our time?

mark
or do we go back to the original invaders to all lands, remember no one is truly indigenous.

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:29 pm
by gailr
Uugh! Deja vù. :roll: (..as huny says, "somebody hold my earings and my Prada bag for me, I'm about to break a nail!")
Huny, sweetie, this was a truly irresponsible post. :wink: You do realize that somewhere out there a spambot has perked up its little digital ears, eyes, (or whatever they scan with) and is--even now--targeting the alphaAgora with ads for luxury leather goods, nail wraps, and teach-yourself-martial arts videos...

-gailr

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:57 pm
by sluggo
Uugh! Deja vù. :roll: (..as huny says, "somebody hold my earings and my Prada bag for me, I'm about to break a nail!")
Huny, sweetie, this was a truly irresponsible post. :wink: You do realize that somewhere out there a spambot has perked up its little digital ears, eyes, (or whatever they scan with) and is--even now--targeting the alphaAgora with ads for luxury leather goods, nail wraps, and teach-yourself-martial arts videos...

-gailr
Wha? Somebody hold my earnings?
Say, wasn't this in a different thread? I'm lost.

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:00 pm
by sluggo
ah.... Portugal?
ah a bit before our time?

mark
or do we go back to the original invaders to all lands, remember no one is truly indigenous.
I'd say the second inhabitant is the first invader (not counting unsuccessful ones). Anyway, 'before our time' is relative; for some, Granada may be before their time.

/hairsplitting mode off/

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:53 pm
by Huny
Uugh! Deja vù. :roll: (..as huny says, "somebody hold my earings and my Prada bag for me, I'm about to break a nail!")
Huny, sweetie, this was a truly irresponsible post. :wink: You do realize that somewhere out there a spambot has perked up its little digital ears, eyes, (or whatever they scan with) and is--even now--targeting the alphaAgora with ads for luxury leather goods, nail wraps, and teach-yourself-martial arts videos...

-gailr
Wha? Somebody hold my earnings?
Say, wasn't this in a different thread? I'm lost.
No, it was several posts up but got deleted. My little saying about the earings is girly talk for, "Somebody hold me back!" I think that was the ghetto commimg out in me from back in the day. :oops: But, thanks to gailr, I am under control now. :wink: