paraprosdokian

by **misterdoe** » Mon May 07, 2012 12:15 pm

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

by **LukeJavan8** » Mon May 07, 2012 12:26 pm

Light travels faster than sound,
that is why some people appear bright until you hear
them speak.

by **misterdoe** » Mon May 07, 2012 12:46 pm

Good one, Luke. Very similar:

Better to keep quiet and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

by **LukeJavan8** » Mon May 07, 2012 12:49 pm

D'accord. Fits me perfectly.

by **misterdoe** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:46 am

"I can play anywhere; First base, third base, left field, anywhere but Philadelphia." -- now-retired baseball player Dick Allen

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