paraprosdokian
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Re: paraprosdokian
"I can play anywhere; First base, third base, left field, anywhere but Philadelphia." -- now-retired baseball player Dick Allen
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Not long ago there was a plumbing issue that led to the bathrooms at my job being unavailable about a half-hour before official closing time. Someone made the boneheaded decision to go to "skeleton crew" at a time when most of the staff had already left for the day. I was asked to stay; since it was only half an hour until my normal leaving time, I was OK with that, depending.
A supervisor asked me if I was OK to stay, after the decision was officially made, and I told him: "As long as I don't have to go, I'm good. But if I gotta go, I gotta go. And if I can't go when I gotta go, then... I gotta go."
A supervisor asked me if I was OK to stay, after the decision was officially made, and I told him: "As long as I don't have to go, I'm good. But if I gotta go, I gotta go. And if I can't go when I gotta go, then... I gotta go."
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Re: paraprosdokian
-----please, draw me a sheep-----
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