Ya'llbonics
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:53 pm
Ya'llbonics
As a public service, I thought I'd help ya'll out:
Not to be outdone by Ebonics in California, the Southern Association of
Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of federal dollars to teach
"Ya'llbonics" in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line.
Included here are some samples of "Ya'llbonics." If you do not understand
any of them, contact a Southerner for an explanation.
(noun) Greeting. (complete sentence) Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi,
hire yew?"
BARD: (verb) Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother
bard my pickup truck."
(noun) The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner. Usage: "My brother
from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
(noun) The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum. Usage: "A tornader
jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvements."
(noun) A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup
truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
(verb) Cognitive process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
(noun) A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
(noun) A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from
Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
(noun) A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the
all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
(noun) A rubber wheel. Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't
git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
(adjective) Not domestic. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he used ..
must be from some farn country."
The capitol city of France (a farn country). Usage: see below.
TIRE: (noun) A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise,
Ah sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pears sometime."
(verb) To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
(adjective) Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."
(noun) A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen. Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give
'im some ARE!"
(noun) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war
fence."
There, ya'll. Hope this helps. I know sometimes we talk funny, but trust
me...really it's YOU who talks funny.
A buddy sent this to me - Huny
As a public service, I thought I'd help ya'll out:
Not to be outdone by Ebonics in California, the Southern Association of
Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of federal dollars to teach
"Ya'llbonics" in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line.
Included here are some samples of "Ya'llbonics." If you do not understand
any of them, contact a Southerner for an explanation.
(noun) Greeting. (complete sentence) Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi,
hire yew?"
BARD: (verb) Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother
bard my pickup truck."
(noun) The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner. Usage: "My brother
from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
(noun) The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum. Usage: "A tornader
jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvements."
(noun) A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup
truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
(verb) Cognitive process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a Coke."
(noun) A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I thank I leff my ranch in
the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
(noun) A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from
Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
(noun) A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the
all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
(noun) A rubber wheel. Usage: "I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't
git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
(adjective) Not domestic. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he used ..
must be from some farn country."
The capitol city of France (a farn country). Usage: see below.
TIRE: (noun) A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise,
Ah sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pears sometime."
(verb) To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
(adjective) Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."
(noun) A colorless, odorless gas; oxygen. Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give
'im some ARE!"
(noun) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war
fence."
There, ya'll. Hope this helps. I know sometimes we talk funny, but trust
me...really it's YOU who talks funny.
A buddy sent this to me - Huny