Uncommonly Appropriate Partnerships

by **skinem** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:05 pm

Bloodbath and Beyond Gun Shop

Doolittle and Dalley Construction

Spry Funeral Home (a current real business in Huntsville, AL. I seem to be the only around who thinks that's funny.)

Daffy's Duct Shop

by **Stargzer** » Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:34 pm

My scoutmaster was a dentist: Dr. Dent (la dent is French for tooth).

Sometimes people razzed is younger, shorter brother as "Big smash, little Dent." :lol:

by **Stargzer** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:42 am

I got this one from one of my brothers:

Investment tips for 2007 For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2007-8.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace
Co. will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become:

Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become:

MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become:

ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

Knott NOW!

And finally ....

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:

[Censored] [Censored] Bang Bang.

by **Perry** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:42 am

Brilliant!

by **skinem** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:42 am

Stargzr, love 'em!

Of course, all I could think of for the preceding words to "bang, bang" was "chitty chitty"...

by **Perry** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:45 pm

skinem wrote:Stargzr, love 'em!

Of course, all I could think of for the preceding words to "bang, bang" was "chitty chitty"...

Such an innocent, our Skinem is!

by **skinem** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:24 pm

Perry wrote:
skinem wrote:Stargzr, love 'em!

Of course, all I could think of for the preceding words to "bang, bang" was "chitty chitty"...

Such an innocent, our Skinem is!

I was once told I was gullible, and I believed 'em...

by **Bailey** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:15 pm

we have a Groner Funeral home here, yeah I know, so what, I just noticed and thought you just might want to know.

mark very-non-important-missives-department Bailey

by **gailr** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:25 pm

OK, it's not a partnership name *but* last week I passed a a "mall-ette" enclosing just three shops: a baker, a sausage maker, and a crematorium. :shock:

Write your own captions, kids.

-gailr

by **Stargzer** » Wed May 02, 2007 12:25 am

Baker, Butcher, and Burnham
Industrial Oven Consultants

Sorry, it's the best I can come up with at the moment.

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