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Postby Perry Lassiter » Sat Nov 10, 2012 7:42 pm

I thought you guys might like to read a quote a college friend appends to most every email he sends.

"Disseminating misinformation accumulated thru an intergalactic network of pseudoscientific, geopolitical and quasi-religious sources. Not affiliated with the " galactic community of life forms, independent of age, sex, race, or social orientation…" which strives for anything particularly difficult.* 
I probably do  not have the facts to back this up, but it is even more complicated than that!
*not intended as a factual statement but if I truly believe something it must be true!"
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Re: Signature quotes

Postby Slava » Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:02 am

This reminds me of my "legal disclaimer" for Holiday wishes:

To whoever decides to read this, either now or later, or never:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for

an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all;

and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

Respectfully submitted by your humble servant,
Life is like playing chess with chessmen who each have thoughts and feelings and motives of their own.
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Re: Signature quotes

Postby Perry Lassiter » Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:00 am

Wonderful!
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