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Postby skinem » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:28 am

First time I ran across the trunk monkey was about 7 years ago or so--a car dealer in Sandy, Or was running them.
There's an entire series of them--absolutely hilarious!
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Re: Instant advertising

Postby Perry » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:21 am

Palewriter wrote:
The best spoof on Priceless was a film clip I saw once. It is rather risque, but I will quote it nevertheless.


Absolutely disgusting. Only a complete degenerate would want to watch such filth.

-- PW


I was sent that one in an email. I did say it was risque. What made it funny for me was not the sexual allusions; but rather the incongruity of the father's ire at the very banal intercom disturbing his sleep.

Thanks for the link. I see that I slightly misquoted the cost and the setups.
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Postby gailr » Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:11 pm

Where to post this, where to post this...

OK, how about here.

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Postby Bailey » Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:23 pm

Vell, Ve are sinking zat you need to learn English. lol

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Postby Perry » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:38 pm

gailr wrote:Where to post this, where to post this...

OK, how about here.

-gailr


I love that one. So vat are you sinking about?

And who has seen Mama Said I Could?

On another note, who has seen the series of TV spots for Mens' Wearhouse? They are very effective. The tagline, "you'll like how you look...I guarantee it!", works so well; thanks to the brilliant intimate delivery of the company CEO.
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Postby Bailey » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:58 pm

and of course miss Normal All-American girl here
"I mean like I was so totally like, you know..."
oy vey

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Postby Perry » Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:29 am

It's a good thing that she "totally came home". It would be so hard on her if she left some parts behind. :roll:
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Postby Palewriter » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:45 am

I'm, like, totally...oh, man...I mean, like...it's the most awesome story...like, ever. Totally.


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Postby Stargzer » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:40 pm

If she's really, like, um, an actress, then maybe she should, like, you know, write a , um, script and, maybe, like, uh, rehearse it before she, um, goes before a camera to um, tell all?

To quote the AFLAC Duck (at the end of the commercial "Berra at the Barber") -- "ohhhhh-OHHHHHHHH-ohhhhhh!"
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Postby gailr » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:34 pm

Dudes! I, like, so totally could not watch the whole thing. She's, like, so trying to talk like she's with her peeps, who would so have interrupted her, like, immediately, to tell their own, um, [insert hysterical laughter] most embarassing moments OMG!

-gailr

In the absence of reinforcement noises she's just going on and on and on...was she auditioning for Energizer? William Shakespeare would have maruelled to heare this straunge speech; marry, thinke you not he vvould haue reproduced it faythefuly for the poore clowne or asse in his next play.
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Re: Instant advertising

Postby Huny » Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:47 pm

Palewriter wrote:Priceless: "A weekend in Aleppo...$500; a ride on a one-eyed, farty camel...$2.50; 24% APR on this lousy credit card....priceless."
-- PW


For some reason, this reminds me of some choice words I have for those who butt in on a conversation I may be having with someone: "If I wanted to hear from an a$$hole, I would have farted". I know, I know, I'll go wash my mouth out with some huny so I will say sweeter things. :twisted: I was just being honest...

I hope I'm not giving Sunny a drinking problem again. :shock:

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Postby Bailey » Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:08 am

WOW, Huny, you are really able to exppress yourself, I am tainted o'er much by the societal pressures of nicities. I wish I had your Chutzpa.

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Postby Stargzer » Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:59 pm

Bailey wrote:WOW, Huny, you are really able to exppress yourself, I am tainted o'er much by the societal pressures of nicities. I wish I had your Chutzpa.

mark whose-mother-would-wash-the-mouth-out-with-soap-even-though-deceased Bailey


No, that was just brutal honesty, gaucheness (she did say she was left-handed, I thought :wink: ), or jus' plain ol' cussedness, not Chutzpah.

True Chutzpah is murdering your parents and then asking the court for leniency because you are an orphan. :shock:
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Postby Sunny » Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:29 pm

I hope I'm not giving Sunny a drinking problem again.



Oh the rumours that will fly now! Thanks Huny!

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Postby Perry » Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:11 pm

Sunny,

Your problem is that you aren't ventriloquist material. I.e. you can't drink and breath at the same time. But hey, as long as you don't short out your screen, or write with water soluble inks, spray away :!: 8)
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