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Postby Bailey » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:04 pm

PW is to alpha what the fat Lady is to everything else, It's not over 'til we hear from PW, great lines, sir

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Postby Perry » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:52 am

PW is to alpha what the fat Lady is to everything else, It's not over 'til we hear from PW, great lines, sir

mark Hepplewhite-Chippendale-Sheraton Bailey
Indeed, PW has corked it. (Or did he.....?)
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Postby Palewriter » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:32 pm

PW is to alpha what the fat Lady is to everything else, It's not over 'til we hear from PW, great lines, sir

mark Hepplewhite-Chippendale-Sheraton Bailey
Indeed, PW has corked it. (Or did he.....?)
Nah...I was simply getting board.

-- PW
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Postby Perry » Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:26 pm

So what wood you have us do?
"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once. Lately it hasn't been working."
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Postby Palewriter » Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:15 pm

So what wood you have us do?
Grain yourselves in or log out.
:D

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Postby Bailey » Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:25 pm

Nine pages, still going strong and not a scholarly post in the mess, and we are a site devoted to erudition in our pursuit of language discussion? Why yes we are!

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Postby Palewriter » Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:48 pm

Perhaps I should post a link to my slim, academic monograph, "Tree Puns in the Early Works of Lord Byron."



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'Gothic verse will never be quite as dark again.' (All About Tattoos)

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Postby gailr » Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:12 pm

PW, don't brush off the less erudite amongst us; provide a monograph with a gloss.

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Postby Bailey » Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:44 pm

I am enameled of the planed unvarnished truth.

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Postby Perry » Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:43 am

I hope this scholarly tome was printed at a quality press. I wood be lathe to stain my fingers. Look how that turned out in Name of the Rose.

Bailey, I know that you sort of used lathe already.
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Postby Stargzer » Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:33 pm

That tome is probably covered in moulding by now ...
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Postby Perry » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:14 pm

It mitre could be.
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Postby Bailey » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:11 pm

Good one!

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Postby skinem » Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:15 pm

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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Postby Bailey » Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:23 pm

Skinny, how long did it take you to come up with that groaner? It's pretty funny.

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