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Postby Bailey » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:19 am

seen today in the classifieds, house for sale, 2bdrm,2bath, at. garage, has cement drive, 1200sq ft.

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Postby Perry » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:30 am

How many gigs?
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Postby Bailey » Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:25 am

depends on how long the driveway is.

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Postby Perry » Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:57 am

I just hope that no cement companies come back to byte you. :lol:
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Postby skinem » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:18 am

Could be a hard sell...

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Postby Bailey » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:51 am

nothing concrete yet,

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Postby Perry » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:19 pm

Don't let me stop you. I work for a non-profit whose very name is a building pun - Building Future Builders.
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Postby Bailey » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:29 pm

perry, so they are the girder of the constructers?
I don't want to rebar myself but there'e strength in the mix.

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Postby skinem » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:12 pm

An easy set up, making cracks about concrete, but it is fun to mix it up. So, keep chipping away at it!
I believe my first computer had a cement drive.

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Postby Palewriter » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:25 pm

An easy set up, making cracks about concrete, but it is fun to mix it up. So, keep chipping away at it!
I believe my first computer had a cement drive.
Would that be a "SEA-mint" drive, or a "suh-MENT" drive, I wonder?

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Postby Perry » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:50 pm

An easy set up, making cracks about concrete, but it is fun to mix it up. So, keep chipping away at it!
I believe my first computer had a cement drive.
Would that be a "SEA-mint" drive, or a "suh-MENT" drive, I wonder?

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Skinem is from E. Tennessee; so I would guess the former rather than the latter.
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Postby Bailey » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:56 pm

Of course it's a Sea-ment drive, what other kinds are there?
these homeowners don't know the difference between cement and concrete, so why should they pronounce it gud?

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Postby sluggo » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:18 pm

Such a shameless pun run. Youse guys should be mortarfied.
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Postby gailr » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:23 pm

At least they're not gold bricking.
Which might price this property out of reach of its intended market?
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Postby sluggo » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:55 pm

At least they're not gold bricking.
Which might price this property out of reach of its intended market?
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