as I've matured...

[Bailey]

Just a lil sompin to give you a smile:
As I've Matured...


I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in...


I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.



I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
donkeys.



I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.


I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.



I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -
they are more screwed up than you think.



I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.


I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.


I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.


I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.





I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.



I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.



I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.



I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.



I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural
stupidity.



I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working
in your house, one of your kids did it



I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.


I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and
all the less important ones just never go away.
And the real pains in the butt are permanent.

mark aging-like-cheese Bailey

[Perry]

Well, we didnt' know that you had matured. But with those wise aphorisms, I suppose you have.

[Bailey]

Perry, you are right, I just keep getting older, no wiser. here is another smile getter:
An obstetrics nurse works at a large city hospital, where patients are from many different countries and cultures. One day while waiting for a new mother to be transferred to her division, she checked the chart and assumed that, because of her last name, the mother was of European descent. So when the patient was finally wheeled in, the nurse was surprised to see that she was Asian.

As she was performing the exam, they chatted, and the patient told the nurse that she was Chinese and her husband's ethnic heritage was Czech. After a short pause, she quipped, "I guess that makes my children Chinese Czechers!"


mark still-silly-after-all-these-years Bailey