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Postby Bailey » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:23 am

A good pun is its own reword.

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Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

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Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.



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Postby Perry » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:05 pm

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.


Loved that one. And that is neither a manner of speaking nor a manor of speaking!
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Re: slightly punny

Postby Stargzer » Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:07 pm

Bailey wrote:
A good pun is its own reword.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

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Which reminds me of the bumper sticker my daughters had:

Vegetarians do it with relish but use a condiment.
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Postby Bailey » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:36 pm

A trailer driver lost control of his rig, plowed into an
empty tollbooth on the Garden State Parkway and smashed it into
hundreds of pieces.

While filling out the police and insurance reports for the damage
he had caused, he noticed a crew of workers picking up each broken
piece of the wrecked tollbooth and spreading some kind of creamy
substance on it. Then they began fitting the pieces together. In
less than twenty minutes, they had the entire tollbooth
reconstructed and looking good as new.

Amazed at what he had witnessed, he asked the police officer, "What
was that white stuff those men used to assemble all those pieces
together?
The police officer smiled and said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth
paste."


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Postby gailr » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:18 pm

Did they reassemble it with or without the operator cavity?
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