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slightly punny
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:23 am
by Bailey
A good pun is its own reword.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
mark punny Bailey
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:05 pm
by Perry
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Loved that one. And that is neither a manner of speaking nor a manor of speaking!
Re: slightly punny
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:07 pm
by Stargzer
A good pun is its own reword.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
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mark punny Bailey
Which reminds me of the bumper sticker my daughters had:
Vegetarians do it with relish but use a condiment.
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:36 pm
by Bailey
A trailer driver lost control of his rig, plowed into an
empty tollbooth on the Garden State Parkway and smashed it into
hundreds of pieces.
While filling out the police and insurance reports for the damage
he had caused, he noticed a crew of workers picking up each broken
piece of the wrecked tollbooth and spreading some kind of creamy
substance on it. Then they began fitting the pieces together. In
less than twenty minutes, they had the entire tollbooth
reconstructed and looking good as new.
Amazed at what he had witnessed, he asked the police officer, "What
was that white stuff those men used to assemble all those pieces
together?
The police officer smiled and said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth
paste."
mark ba-da-bing Bailey
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:18 pm
by gailr
Did they reassemble it with or without the operator cavity?