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by Anon. E. Mouse

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:15 pm
by Bailey

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was slightly gray,
It didn't have a father, just some borrowed DNA.

It sort of had a mother, though the ovum was on loan,
It was not so much a lambkin, as a little lamby clone.

And soon it had a fellow clone, and soon it had some more,
They followed her to school one day, all cramming through the door.

It made the children laugh and sing, the teachers found it droll,
There were too many lamby clones, for Mary to control.

No other could control the sheep, since their programs didn't vary,
So the scientists resolved it all, by simply cloning Mary.

But now they feel quite sheepish, those scientists unwary,
One problem solved, but what to do, with Mary, Mary, Mary!
mark from-my-friend-in-OZ Bailey

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:09 am
by Perry
Very cute lambikins.

Re: by Anon. E. Mouse

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:40 pm
by sluggo
.... all cramming through the door.
...
Ewe mutton take this too sheariously, but why the letter C here?

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:58 pm
by gailr
Because they're marching to the bleat of a not-so-different bummer...never mind...

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:46 pm
by Bailey
my lil pome didn't deserve all this attention, but thanks anyway.
Bailey wrote:
.... all cramming through the door.
that's cuz cramming is what ewes do, they didn't need the ram which is what the feminazis have been saying for years, yet.....who do they dress like...... that for?

mark don't-bash-me-for-being-political-if-you-do-it-too Bailey