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Post by Phony Benoni:
Warning! Philosophical joke!
René Descartes goes to a bar and has a couple of drinks. The bartender asks, "Do you want another"? Descartes replies, "I think not"--and disappears.

Comment by JoeWms:
<Phony Benoni> I was expecting a horse story from you. But, no, you put Descartes before de horse.

Is that Kibitzing ?

Good'uns both!

As long as you're still here in good spirits...

As long as you're still here in good spirits...

... only if they bought them at a reputable bar ...


Speaking of which, did you hear about the poker-playing ghost? He bet all he had on a straight flush, but lost to the Devil who had conjured up a royal flush; the spirit was willing but the flush was weak.