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Baghdad hit parade this week:

Sandal & Dave: "Sole Man"
Tread Zeppelin: "Black Clog"
The Angry-las: "Remember (Walking in the Sandals)"
The Sneakers: "I'll Never Find Another Shoe"

And the number one song on Baghdad radio:
Penny Goodman: "I've Got a Right to Fling the Shoes"

(lyrics may vary)

O dear- the new list is out. All new crop:

Prancy Shoenatra: These Boots are Made for Throwin'
K.C. and the Shoeshine Band: "That's the Way I Lace It"
Shoel Silverstein "A Boy Named Shoe"
Boots Randolph: "Iraqity Saks"
Nat King Scholl: "Unrepairable"
Heel Diamond: "Long Flung Shoe"
(Long flung shoooe, everybody throws one...)