Stargzer wrote:Where, oh where is Palewriter when you need an advertising person for a whipping boy?
. . .
OK, so now I'm back.
What do Chinese people call Chinese Food? Food.
While I'd love to do so, I really can't take responsibility for all (or even half) the crap that washes over us all in the name of Advertising. Actually, my personal contribution is about 0.000001%. Don't count, Stargeezer, I've checked.
As an advertising whore, I have to admit, though, that Hyperbole is my dark friend. I'm secretly fond of Litotes, too. Once, I got Zeugma in tears and a taxi, but she simply blew me off, the hussy.
What can I say except CALL NOW. OFFER ENDS IN TEN MINUTES. DON'T MISS THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY. CALL IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES AND WE'LL GIVE YOU THIS FREE.....