by AdoAnnie » Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:42 pm
OMG! What a great idea!
The kids were playing D&D last night and turned a cleric into a double hit weapon to take out the evil mage. The cleric had been hit with a debilitating spell by the mage and could barely move out of the way of the next hit so my daughter, who has this razor sharp wit says, 'Why don't we just throw the cleric at the mage?' Everyone at the table stopped still, looked at each other, busted out laughing and then began working out the logistics. The paladin, whose turn it was next, drank a potion of true strike while the cleric mumbled his divine spell of 'flame on.' The living room was a riot with laughter, suggestions, rolling for percentage and near falling on the floor hysterics. The evil mage never knew what hit him. The paladin rolled a natural twenty to crit and an 18 to confirm, once again causing squeals and gibberish glee around the table.
If a paladin can turn a cleric into a double strike weapon of opportunity I would guess that a chaplain could turn a creek into a stupid criminal. I just wonder what he would have to roll for that.
The neighbors said that they knew the man who'd been shot for years.
