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Postby Bailey » Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:59 am

they must have just had the wrong perspective on this:
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Re: funny signs

Postby sluggo » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:41 pm

Bailey wrote:they must have just had the wrong perspective on this:

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:lol: good oen Bailye.

Maybe it's a sefl-portriat and they popped a superflous P.
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Postby skinem » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:42 pm

Sad. Just sad.

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Re: funny signs

Postby Bailey » Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:46 pm

sluggo wrote:
:lol: good oen Bailye.

Maybe it's a sefl-portriat and they popped a superflous P.

a little dyslexic bug bit them that day? I do it all the time too.

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Postby Huny » Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:51 am

Hey, it loosk rihgt to me...
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Postby gailr » Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:29 am

I'll just post the link for this one, also a classic, showing your tax dollars at work...
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Postby Bailey » Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:14 am

that's really paying attention to details.

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Postby sluggo » Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:43 am

gailr wrote:I'll just post the link for this one, also a classic, showing your tax dollars at work...
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Now this could have been used for Jim Hightower's book, "There's Nothing in the Middle of the Road but Yellow Stripes and Dead Armadillos".
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Postby Huny » Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:37 pm

gailr wrote:I'll just post the link for this one, also a classic, showing your tax dollars at work...
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I think it was a little overkill and yellow of them to put a yellow stripe on an animal that is already dead. What a waste of perfectly good roadkill for the Roadkill Cafe in Texas. An establishment I wish not to patronize.

Huny - Who was supperised to not see roadkill in my edition of the Anerican Heritage dictionary! :shock:
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Postby Bailey » Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:05 pm

oh Huny, you have opened a huge can o' worms here, Please allow me to introduce :*DO NOT TRY THESE AT HOME. "Roadkill Recipes" have been created for twisted humorous purposes only. Consumption of rotting, dead animals of any kind is not recommended and could result in serious illness or death -- unless you're a vulture.
but the Pennsylvania Possum Pot Pie, does look yummy.
Remember those Michelin tires really tenderize those tough old racoons and make them much more barbeque-ready.

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Postby Huny » Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:33 pm

Bailey, I have often pondered your tag line myself. Just couldn't put it in perspective as well as you have. And a big thanks for the roadkill link. My stomach thanks you, too. I think I now know why I have never been much of a meat eater. But my dogs barked happily and drooled as I read the recipies out loud to them. My husband turned a funny shade of blue and said he needed some fresh air and remarked as he was leaving the room, "Where does he come up with all this stuff?" I told him this was just the tip of the iceberg with you. If I had known that was all it took to get rid of him, I would have asked you for them a long time ago! :wink:
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Postby skinem » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:55 am

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Postby Perry » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:17 am

This sign is should be in the other thread re double negatives. It seems that dont't may be a contraction for don't not. So some macabre person, or persons, unkknown is exhorting us to drink and drive. Or do I misconstrue?
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Postby skinem » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:35 am

Perry wrote:So some macabre person, or persons, unkknown is exhorting us to drink and drive. Or do I misconstrue?


No, I don't believe you do. I wondered if anyone else would read it the same way I did.
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Postby Bailey » Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:41 am

Too bad we can no longer see the picture.Skinem you misconstrued, yes.

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