Joe was sentenced to prison. He was a career criminal, but decided he had to change.
So he learned carpentry in the prison shop. Over time, he developed a reputation as a brilliant carpenter.
The warden knew of his reputation, and one day he asked Joe to replace his kitchen counters.
To the warden's amazement, Joe refused. "But why?" asked the warden. Replied Joe, "I'd really like to help you, but counter fitting is what got me into trouble in the first place!"
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I have very little to adze to that, I mitre's well admit.It's plane that we could chop this up but why not take a circular route, and rasp on towards morning.
mark has-his-shop-all-mentioned-sorta Bailey
but perhaps I can be enjoined to dovetail one or two modest ones that are tongue-in-groove ... err... cheek.
I'm finding the whole thread to be rather saw-did right now.
Azh 'a chip on the shoulder indicates wood above' Dragon
Cogito ergo ... quid sequitur?
If you feel that this requires legal recourse, you might complain to the vise squad. They could put the screws to us, no doubt.This doesn't auger well; I'm bracing for more bad puns from this lot.
"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once. Lately it hasn't been working."
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It may be time to cedar writing on the wall, to leaf this knotty thread be, and bough out. In other words, time to Cover Your Ash.
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-- PW
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention to arrive safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming: Wow!!! What a ride!"
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