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Postby Bailey » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:23 pm

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.
Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.
Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Dust: Freeze dried mud.
Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. Handkerchief: Cold Storage.
Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies better.
Raison: Grape for the ages.
Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.
Skeleton: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
Toothache: The pain that drives you to extraction.
Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed.

mark more raison-than-adult Bailey

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Postby Perry » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:35 am

:P :roll: :P
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Postby Bailey » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:53 am

Do you think they meant raisin? I was sorta waiting for someone to point their finger and chuckle.


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Postby gailr » Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:13 pm

Do you think they meant raisin? I was sorta waiting for someone to point their finger and chuckle.


mark reasoning-raisin Bailey
Maybe they were thinking with a rural, Cajun accent: raison d'et.

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Postby Stargzer » Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:10 pm

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Related definition: Middle Age: When one stops growing at both ends and starts growing in the middle.

I've had a really long Middle Age ...
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