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teach your fish to sing?

Postby Bailey » Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:21 pm

Jimmy: 'Hey, Mike! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.'

Mike: 'To tell the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach
him to sing like a bird.'

Jimmy: 'What? Let me get this straight...You bought a fish because you thought you could teach him to sing
like a bird?'

Mike: 'Well, yeah. After all, you know, he's a parrot fish.'

Jimmy: 'Now listen, Mike, while you might be able to teach a parrot to sing, you're never going to get anywhere with a parrot fish.'

Mike: 'That's what you think! It just so happens this fish CAN sing. The thing is, he's terribly off-key and it's driving me crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?'

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Postby Stargzer » Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:56 pm

OK, you started it!

Of course you've heard of the type of singing grouper called a Fishermen's Quartet. It consists of a Tuna, a Second Tuna, a Bass, and a Lead. Sometimes they'll sing for a Fin, but mostly they sing just for the Halibut.

Well, it's not Cucumber the first, but here's something to wet your appetite from a master punster ... :wink:
Regards//Larry

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