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Postby Bailey » Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:49 pm

A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown.

One day the mechanic was working on a car in his backyard and dropped his wrench losing it in the tall grass. He couldn't find it for the life of him so he decided to call it a day.

That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning, the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened, he looked up to the heavens and sang out loudly, proclaiming ... "A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound that saved a wrench for me!"

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Postby Perry » Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:36 am

Always good for a laugh, but Skinem posted that one here.
"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once. Lately it hasn't been working."
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Postby Bailey » Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:54 am

oops, I missed it.

mark sigh Bailey

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Postby skinem » Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:51 pm

...and still worth telling!
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