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Postby gailr » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:34 pm

RIP: Halloween & Christmas...

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Postby Perry » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:41 am

It was time for a change.

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Postby gailr » Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:54 pm

Perry wrote:It was time for a change.

This is a red letter day, indeed. You've stuck by that tagline for a very long time, my friend!
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Postby Perry » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:04 am

"I am never free, but I'm always reasonable."

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Postby gailr » Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:02 pm

Time to put away the Cle o'Patra avatar and this: Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don't want to press your luck.


Time to pull out the Sacred Peep headdress once again...
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Postby sluggo » Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:46 pm

gailr wrote:Time to put away the Cle o'Patra avatar and this: Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don't want to press your luck.


'twas one of my favourites {snif}
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Postby Stargzer » Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:29 am

gailr wrote:Time to put away the Cle o'Patra avatar and this: Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don't want to press your luck.


Time to pull out the Sacred Peep headdress once again...


Speaking of the Sacred Peeps ...

On March 21, 2008, Mike Causey wrote:Upgraded to "Totally Useless Factoid" (Just a Guess)

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If you happen to have leftover Peeps on Sunday, there's an alternative to letting them turn crunchy: Peep Waldorf Salad. Heed the tip - use the yellow or pink Peeps as the lavender ones turn the salad "grayish."
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Postby gailr » Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:00 am

That sounds quite vile, gzer, thank you.

I have local relatives: each member of the family has a different list of basic things they Will Not Eat. It gets pretty darned irritating, frankly. Peep Waldorf Salad may be just the ticket for some real family fun!
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Postby sluggo » Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:51 am

While Sluggo and presumably others await an explanation of peeps, he is unwillingly reminded of one of the dreaded pop song re-covers of the recent past:

Original:
(Just call me angel of the morning, angel)
Just touch my cheek before you leave me


The reredo:
Closer than my peeps you are to me-ee...

:?

...I'm going back to my cave and you won't hear a peep outta me...
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Postby Bailey » Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:03 pm

oh c'mon, peeps people http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_007/index.php

you've eaten loads of those High Fructose corn syrup laden tooth decayers.
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Postby sluggo » Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:36 pm

Never eaten 'em, never seen 'em. Maybe it's a regional thing?
Something like candy corn then?

They look even more sinister than the song.

maybe this is why I stay in the cave...
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Postby Bailey » Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:37 pm

they are colored and shaped marshmallows, sweet enough to feel the tooth decay coming on, diabetes insipitating [sic].

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Postby gailr » Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:06 pm

sluggo, you hep cat, how could you have escaped the PE EP? They even have them for other holidays now. Last year I picked up a package of disturbing PE EP plushies -- on Post-Easter clearance, I hasten to add -- which I have doled out to truly deserving friends upon special occasions. :D

For the scientifically minded, there is the ever-inspiring Peep Research site. Investigating the effects of smoking and alcohol on Peep health should be incorporated into the Science curriculum for every DARE class!

Don't miss Peep Haiku for the eggheaded intellectual types. From a Media Specialist friend: Peep Library Etiquette.
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Postby Stargzer » Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:09 pm

sluggo wrote:Never eaten 'em, never seen 'em. Maybe it's a regional thing?
Something like candy corn then?

They look even more sinister than the song.

maybe this is why I stay in the cave...


Candy Corn (sounds like the name of an exotic dancer with foot problems) must have a wide region, then. We get it up here in Maryland around Halloween. Peeps too.
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Postby gailr » Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:03 pm

sluggo: this isn't a tagline, but it surely belongs in a thread marked "graveyard".

Cast your peepers on these peeps:
A disturbing new color. They cost 25¢ today. I was robbed.


And this: PeepCarnage.
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