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Postby sluggo » Mon May 19, 2008 10:57 pm

Heard today in a financial manager's convention:

"This is my son (introduces son). He was an English major, but then he switched to business!"
This was answered with ...applause.

I got out of there fast.... :?
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Postby Bailey » Tue May 20, 2008 12:01 pm

What strange goings-on you have there in Thitherstyx Master Slugger.

I hope they were illuminated by your absence, er [insert wry smile here]
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Postby sluggo » Tue May 20, 2008 1:25 pm

Actually I'm in Texas, but in a hotel full of conventioneers it could be anywhere. Except the thitherstyx.
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Postby Perry » Wed May 21, 2008 5:51 pm

Try to avoid returning home with a pinstripe suit.
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Postby Bailey » Wed May 21, 2008 8:00 pm

or without it....
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Postby sluggo » Thu May 22, 2008 1:44 am

Perry wrote:Try to avoid returning home with a pinstripe suit.


Mayhap ah wuz in Texas too dang long. Ah don't git it. :?:
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Postby Perry » Fri May 23, 2008 2:38 pm

Pin striped suits were classic banker's attire. And you were mingling with financial managers.
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Postby sluggo » Fri May 23, 2008 3:51 pm

Perry wrote:Pin striped suits were classic banker's attire. And you were mingling with financial managers.


Oh. And all I could think of was baseball.
Youse guys must be ooooooooooooold.... :twisted:
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Postby Bailey » Sat May 24, 2008 2:45 pm

Ah, well, please don't include the chimp in the "guys"

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Postby sluggo » Sat May 24, 2008 4:47 pm

Bailey wrote:Ah, well, please don't include the chimp in the "guys"

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Only in the good sense :)

Actually that pinstripe suit image -going by old movies of course- brings to mind not bankers but gangsters. But Perry already said that.
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Postby Bailey » Sat May 24, 2008 6:58 pm

Chimps never wear white ties, with or without the Dimple.
But if I leave the house with a pinstriped suit, I try to wear it home, no matter how hirsute I am.
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Postby Perry » Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:40 pm

I'm 54 years young, if you must know.
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