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Postby misterdoe » Mon May 07, 2012 12:15 pm

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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Postby LukeJavan8 » Mon May 07, 2012 12:26 pm

Light travels faster than sound,
that is why some people appear bright until you hear
them speak.
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Postby misterdoe » Mon May 07, 2012 12:46 pm

Good one, Luke. Very similar:

Better to keep quiet and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

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Postby LukeJavan8 » Mon May 07, 2012 12:49 pm

D'accord. Fits me perfectly.
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Re: paraprosdokian

Postby misterdoe » Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:46 am

"I can play anywhere; First base, third base, left field, anywhere but Philadelphia." -- now-retired baseball player Dick Allen

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Re: paraprosdokian

Postby misterdoe » Thu Jun 11, 2015 10:32 pm

Not long ago there was a plumbing issue that led to the bathrooms at my job being unavailable about a half-hour before official closing time. Someone made the boneheaded decision to go to "skeleton crew" at a time when most of the staff had already left for the day. I was asked to stay; since it was only half an hour until my normal leaving time, I was OK with that, depending. :wink:

A supervisor asked me if I was OK to stay, after the decision was officially made, and I told him: "As long as I don't have to go, I'm good. But if I gotta go, I gotta go. And if I can't go when I gotta go, then... I gotta go." :?

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Re: paraprosdokian

Postby LukeJavan8 » Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:47 pm

:P
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