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Postby Perry » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:28 am

Huny wrote:....A hush falls as the group braces itself for the next shot at being facetious......


We have punsters on retainer here.
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Postby skinem » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:54 am

I don't know how much more can be extracted from this subject, but perhaps some may still be willing to give it a shot!
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Postby sluggo » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:19 pm

Perry wrote:
Huny wrote:....A hush falls as the group braces itself for the next shot at being facetious......


We have punsters on retainer here.


:P wtg Perry! You get the crown.
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Postby Bailey » Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:27 pm

Perry wrote:[quote="Huny
We have punsters on retainer here.

oh, are we being paid by the pun? Dent wait for cash, me buckos, gaps there be in equity, Thrush forward and grasp the begger by the gums, I know Flouride have been this way before, and be not gingevae my friends. Inlay! and implant! pirates, Avast!

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Postby skinem » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:20 pm

:shock: That was impressive. I'm in awe of the linguistic knowledge and ability of the folks that frequent this site. I enjoy it, I'm glad I stumbled upon it!
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Postby Huny » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:29 pm

skinem wrote::shock: That was impressive. I'm in awe of the linguistic knowledge and ability of the folks that frequent this site. I enjoy it, I'm glad I stumbled upon it!


I concur..A lot of talent and knowledge have been impacted in these here postings.
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Postby Perry » Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:54 pm

Careful there Huny Honey,

We already played the impacted card. In fact, we may have jawboned this one as far as it can go. :wink:
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Postby tcward » Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:44 pm

So what shall we do? Simply grin and bear it?

I'd give up my eye-teeth for another good pun.

Maybe we bit off more than we can chew.

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Postby Perry » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:44 am

Thankfully there are some constants in this world. Just when we are about to gnash our teeth in frustion at running out of puns, Tim leaves us slack-jawed with 3 more worthy contributions!
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Postby sluggo » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:11 pm

Perry wrote:Thankfully there are some constants in this world. Just when we are about to gnash our teeth in frustion at running out of puns,


--Novocain you mean by that?
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Postby skinem » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:14 pm

My contributions would be rather feeble and mush-mouthed without much bite, so I hesitate to dive in with a full throated reply as I would just be scraping by compared to what has gone before. This thread has surely provided pearly white nuggets of punditry that I have enjoyed immensely.
I look forward to what will follow!
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Postby Bailey » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:36 pm

orthodonture thinking that the puns have waned try checking out a dentistry Glossodynia [sic] online.

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Postby skinem » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:55 pm

Thanks--not that I'm cynical or anything...

I think I have an up close and personal relationship with De La Lastra...
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Postby tcward » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:15 pm

I'm just glad the hygiene of this thread has maintained its clinical nature. I have a feeling we're holding on by the skin of our teeth. It would be easy to let any long series of puns decay...

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Postby Perry » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:36 pm

sluggo wrote:
Perry wrote:Thankfully there are some constants in this world. Just when we are about to gnash our teeth in frustion at running out of puns,


--Novocain you mean by that?


Actually, I meant that one can always check into the Tim ward for solace and a dazzling smile.
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