Sally Colby just shared a funny experience she had with the verb osculate that I thought should be shared with you all:
“I’ll never forget going to a department store to purchase a fan about 30 years ago. The (very young) sales girl showed us the features of various fans, including one she really liked.
‘This one is great,’ she said. ‘It works standing still, or it can osculate.’
It was hard not to laugh, but I sure chuckled in the car on the way home.”
Of course, you must mind your nose.