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Books that Should be Written

(and who should write them)
Which Books are Missing?

For several years now, we have been collecting the titles of books we would love to read, but are missing from the bookstores and library shelves. We have carefully paired up 100 titles that we would like to read with the authors we think should write them. Many, we believe, should be written by the people of New Monia, Pennsylvania, but not all. Read through them and see if you agree with us.

If we didn't include your favorite, please send it to us via our Contact Page, and we will give it our full consideration. New additions are marked by a bullet (•).

  • 101 Uses for Baking Soda by Armand Hammer •
  • Unusual Foods from Exotic Places by Lil Wormser-Goode
  • A History of Jazz by Bertha D. Blues
  • Ageing Gracefully by Noah Zarque
  • All Lawyers are Crooked by Ida Claire
  • All my Dreams Came True by Jason Ranebose
  • Always Bring an Umbrella by Justin Case
  • Animal Diseases by Ann Thracks
  • Avoiding High Construction Costs by Bill Jerome Holmes
  • Basic Yoga by Eileen and Ben Dover

  • Car Repair by Miss Anna Lisa Carr
  • Caulking Made Easy by Phil deCrevis
  • Cloning for Dummies by Ima Dubble
  • Coffees of the World by Jason Sanborn
  • Collecting Antiques by Tiffany Lampe
  • Conservative Thought by Eileen Wright
  • Dealing with Mental Illness by Lucinda Head
  • Depressing Jobs by Paul Bearer
  • Developing a Healthy Attitude toward Life by Kaye Syrah-Cera
  • Early American Furniture by Chester Drorz

  • Fall Flowers by Chris Anthemum
  • Firearm Safety by Rick O'Shea
  • Fishing Handbook for Women by Brooke Trout
  • Fun on the Beach by Sandy Cheeks
  • Hands Up! by Harry Pitts
  • History of Roman Comedy by Hilarius, translated by Rosetta Stone
  • History of Sports in France by Jaques Itsch
  • How to Become a Movie Star by Hooker Crooke
  • How to Cure a Headache by Tekhan Al-K'seltser
  • How to Get your Boss's Attention by Gloria Sass

  • How to Invest your Money by Lois Riske
  • How to Run a Gas Station by Phil Erupp
  • How to Survive in a Man's World by B. A. Mann
  • How to Write a Best Seller by Paige Turner
  • I Could have Danced All Night by Sheik Yerbouti
  • I Got my Start on Wall Street by Robin Banks
  • I Survived Hurricane Katrina by Helen Highwater
  • Improving your Memory by Mustafa Gahten
  • Introduction to Meteorology by Wayne Dwops
  • Japanese Cuisine by Terry Yaqui
  • Just Say "No!" by Kurt Reply

  • Leo Tolstoy by Warren Peace
  • Lewis Carroll by Alison Wonderland
  • Lingerie Men Find Attractive by Lucy Lastic
  • Look Younger by Fay Slift
  • Mexican Cuisine by Burney Butz
  • Michigan's Upper Peninsula by Sue St. Marie
  • Modern Accounting by Cooke, Books, and Hyde
  • Mountain Climbing by Andover Hand
  • Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player
  • My Life with Igor by Frank N. Stein

  • Neither a Borrower by Nora Linda Bee
  • Outdoor Entertaining by Patty Oh
  • Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First
  • Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes
  • Predicting your Future by Horace Cope
  • Protect your Rights by Susan Liddy-Gates
  • Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont
  • Running a Successful Dairy by Milka Macau
  • Russian Fleas by Ivan Éllovanich

  • Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Knightly
  • Secrets of Handel's Messiah by Ollie Luiah
  • Secrets of Spelling by Rita Book
  • See it Coming by Willie Duck
  • Surviving a Bear Attack by Claude Butz & McCann Hertz
  • Tanning by Sunny Day
  • Take this Job and Shove it by Gladys Friday
  • The Art of Discretion by Anonymous
  • The Art of Negotiation by Breton Woods
  • The Delights of Cognac by Brandy Wein •
  • The French Chef by Sue Flay

  • The Future of Robotics by Cy Borg and Anne Droide
  • The Happy Cyclist by Harley Davidson
  • The Healthy Prostate by I. P. Daley
  • The L. A. Lakers Breakfast by Kareem O'Wheat
  • The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus
  • The One that Got Away by Mr. Chance
  • The Population of France by Francis Crowded
  • The Epistles of Paul by Frank and Ernest Letterman
  • The Garden of Eatin' by Adam N. Eave •
  • The Postman's Revenge by Fowler Fairweather

  • The Scent of a Man by Jim Nasium
  • The South Before the War by Ann T. Bellam
  • The Tiger's Revenge by Claude Butz
  • Thirty Terms in Congress by Jerry Mander
  • Too Many Bills? by Jes Burnham
  • Transportation in China by Rick Shaw
  • The Best City in Mexico by Vera Cruise
  • Turkish Cuisine by Sue Vlaki
  • Turn on Your Spellcheker! by Aaron Spelling •
  • Understanding Fashion by Maude Lynn Dresser

  • Understanding Tree Disease by C. Y. Elms-Dye
  • Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains
  • Way Out West by Eugene Oregon
  • Weight-Lifting by Manley Guy
  • What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes
  • What's Wrong with your Car? by M. T. Tank
  • Where Have All the Animals Gone? by Darin Debarne
  • Whistle-Blower by Anita Job
  • Why Cleanliness is Important by Anita Bath, illustrated by Ivan Odor
  • Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr

  • William Shakespeare by A. von Bourne-Reiter
  • Women in Trouble by May Day
Thank you for your contributions: Tony Bowden, William Hupy, David Myers, David McWethy, Paul Ogden, Matt Pieper, Susan Lister, Chris Stewart, and Frank Zappa.
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