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by Huny
Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:15 am
Forum: Slang
Topic: Ya'llbonics
Replies: 22
Views: 49510

Heidi. A retard friend of mine's did. A couple munts ago he couldn't get any are after he got into th' bob war. A farner runned him oft the road given 'im a flat tar down to the water tire over yonder. He got thowed out'n th' pickemup and all wrapped up init. Sad. Now, 'is sister's a widow agin. (W...
by Huny
Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:02 pm
Forum: Res Diversae
Topic: Pun Times
Replies: 287
Views: 217091

who can remove my own stitches without so much as a flinch, I've removed stitches it's the staples I let the doctor do. :lol: :lol: :lol: mark doesn't-flinch-anyway Bailey :cry: Me too. And let me tell you, my surgeon removes those staples at quite a clip. I know you won't believe this, but my husb...
by Huny
Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:48 am
Forum: Res Diversae
Topic: Pun Times
Replies: 287
Views: 217091

Huny -who can remove my own stitches without so much as a flinch, but my palet is a little more discriminating. Now you done gone and piqued [peaked? peeked?] my curiosity, Huny...did you mean your palet [n. 1. (Bot.) Same as Palea. 1. A small chafflike bract enclosing the flower of a grass. 2. The...
by Huny
Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:45 pm
Forum: Res Diversae
Topic: Tagline Graveyard
Replies: 155
Views: 150942

I guess I shall retire Deepak's inspiring words for something a little less deep... "Life is a field of opportunities"
by Huny
Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:36 pm
Forum: Res Diversae
Topic: Pun Times
Replies: 287
Views: 217091

oh dear, I do lack y'all's culinary experiences; Thank God! mark not-fonda-gagging Bailey But, this is more like it, I think y'all have been pretty wimpy lately, one little thread from the poo-buts and y'all folded like a ladies fan. Way to go guys! :D Hey, I resemble that remark-Mark. :oops: Huny ...
by Huny
Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:53 pm
Forum: Slang
Topic: Ya'llbonics
Replies: 22
Views: 49510

Ya'llbonics

Ya'llbonics As a public service, I thought I'd help ya'll out: Not to be outdone by Ebonics in California, the Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of federal dollars to teach "Ya'llbonics" in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included here are some samples o...
by Huny
Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:52 am
Forum: Res Diversae
Topic: Pun Times
Replies: 287
Views: 217091

Ye Gods, this herring stuff is enough to gag a maggot! Maggot: The legless, softbodied larva of any various flies, often found on decaying matter. I would have to deep-six whatever makes PM#2 fart if I ever came across it. I wonder if herring added to the mix would make the gaffe-I mean- gas-passing...
by Huny
Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:23 pm
Forum: Good Word Suggestions
Topic: monger
Replies: 8
Views: 4252


BTW, is the guy who sells frozen custard at the nearby Grove Arcade a custard monger?
I thought a custard monger was someone who had general envy...Oh, that would be Custer, not custard... :roll:
by Huny
Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:19 pm
Forum: Res Diversae
Topic: Instant advertising
Replies: 37
Views: 34054

There will be no kidnapping around here or I shall shake my finger at the abductor and ask he/she just who do they think they are and then I'll sick Perry on them. Two comments: I hope that it won't be the nearly severed finger. I see that I may have a new job description soon. I have to hand it to...
by Huny
Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:08 pm
Forum: Res Diversae
Topic: Instant advertising
Replies: 37
Views: 34054

What a DULL life I seem to lead. :-) -- PW PW, you mean you've never had a half severed finger and had to break into your house? I've actually had a dull life punctuated at long intervals by times of sheer terror. That makes life worth living, yeah! mark several-freak-accidents-plus-an- attempted-k...
by Huny
Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:03 am
Forum: Res Diversae
Topic: Instant advertising
Replies: 37
Views: 34054

Things could have gotten out of hand real fast around here. :wink: ) All in a day's work.
was this a pun or just tautology?

mark to-whom-this-question-is-directed-allotime Bailey
Bailey, I knew I could count on you to hand pick my subtle puns! 8) For that, I give you a high five :D
by Huny
Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:27 pm
Forum: Res Diversae
Topic: Instant advertising
Replies: 37
Views: 34054

No, that was just brutal honesty, gaucheness (she did say she was left-handed, I thought :wink: ), or jus' plain ol' cussedness, not Chutzpah. True Chutzpah is murdering your parents and then asking the court for leniency because you are an orphan. :shock: I am both right handed and left handed. I ...
by Huny
Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:23 pm
Forum: Res Diversae
Topic: Pun Times
Replies: 287
Views: 217091

Well, Sam Clam and Larry Lobster were the best of friends, they loved to jam together, Sam played the drums and Larry played the harp. One day there was a terrible earthquake and both friends were killed, Larry Lobster went to heaven but you know Clams are kinda dirty so Sam went to... the other pl...
by Huny
Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:47 pm
Forum: Res Diversae
Topic: Instant advertising
Replies: 37
Views: 34054

Re: Instant advertising

Priceless: "A weekend in Aleppo...$500; a ride on a one- eyed, farty camel...$2.50 ; 24% APR on this lousy credit card....priceless." -- PW For some reason, this reminds me of some choice words I have for those who butt in on a conversation I may be having with someone: "If I wanted to hear from an...
by Huny
Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:27 pm
Forum: Res Diversae
Topic: Pun Times
Replies: 287
Views: 217091

your puns remind me of Sam Clam and Larry lobster. But I'm sure you've all heard it so...
mark the-spot Bailey
Ooh,ooh,Bailey. Tell me,tell me, pleeease. I was absent the day that one was told.

Huny- always-the-last-to-know :oops:

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