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- Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:15 am
- Forum: Slang
- Topic: Ya'llbonics
- Replies: 22
- Views: 86566
Heidi. A retard friend of mine's did. A couple munts ago he couldn't get any are after he got into th' bob war. A farner runned him oft the road given 'im a flat tar down to the water tire over yonder. He got thowed out'n th' pickemup and all wrapped up init. Sad. Now, 'is sister's a widow agin. (W...
- Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:02 pm
- Forum: Res Diversae
- Topic: Pun Times
- Replies: 287
- Views: 786244
who can remove my own stitches without so much as a flinch, I've removed stitches it's the staples I let the doctor do. :lol: :lol: :lol: mark doesn't-flinch-anyway Bailey :cry: Me too. And let me tell you, my surgeon removes those staples at quite a clip. I know you won't believe this, but my husb...
- Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:48 am
- Forum: Res Diversae
- Topic: Pun Times
- Replies: 287
- Views: 786244
Huny -who can remove my own stitches without so much as a flinch, but my palet is a little more discriminating. Now you done gone and piqued [peaked? peeked?] my curiosity, Huny...did you mean your palet [n. 1. (Bot.) Same as Palea. 1. A small chafflike bract enclosing the flower of a grass. 2. The...
- Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:45 pm
- Forum: Res Diversae
- Topic: Tagline Graveyard
- Replies: 155
- Views: 777020
- Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:36 pm
- Forum: Res Diversae
- Topic: Pun Times
- Replies: 287
- Views: 786244
oh dear, I do lack y'all's culinary experiences; Thank God! mark not-fonda-gagging Bailey But, this is more like it, I think y'all have been pretty wimpy lately, one little thread from the poo-buts and y'all folded like a ladies fan. Way to go guys! :D Hey, I resemble that remark-Mark. :oops: Huny ...
- Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:53 pm
- Forum: Slang
- Topic: Ya'llbonics
- Replies: 22
- Views: 86566
Ya'llbonics
Ya'llbonics As a public service, I thought I'd help ya'll out: Not to be outdone by Ebonics in California, the Southern Association of Colleges & Schools is requesting billions of federal dollars to teach "Ya'llbonics" in all classrooms south of the Mason-Dixon line. Included here are ...
- Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:52 am
- Forum: Res Diversae
- Topic: Pun Times
- Replies: 287
- Views: 786244
Ye Gods, this herring stuff is enough to gag a maggot! Maggot: The legless, softbodied larva of any various flies, often found on decaying matter. I would have to deep-six whatever makes PM#2 fart if I ever came across it. I wonder if herring added to the mix would make the gaffe-I mean- gas-passing...
- Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:23 pm
- Forum: Good Word Suggestions
- Topic: monger
- Replies: 8
- Views: 11683
- Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:19 pm
- Forum: Res Diversae
- Topic: Instant advertising
- Replies: 37
- Views: 63815
There will be no kidnapping around here or I shall shake my finger at the abductor and ask he/she just who do they think they are and then I'll sick Perry on them. Two comments: I hope that it won't be the nearly severed finger. I see that I may have a new job description soon. I have to hand it to...
- Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:08 pm
- Forum: Res Diversae
- Topic: Instant advertising
- Replies: 37
- Views: 63815
What a DULL life I seem to lead. :-) -- PW PW, you mean you've never had a half severed finger and had to break into your house? I've actually had a dull life punctuated at long intervals by times of sheer terror. That makes life worth living, yeah! mark several-freak-accidents-plus-an- attempted-k...
- Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:03 am
- Forum: Res Diversae
- Topic: Instant advertising
- Replies: 37
- Views: 63815
- Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:27 pm
- Forum: Res Diversae
- Topic: Instant advertising
- Replies: 37
- Views: 63815
No, that was just brutal honesty, gaucheness (she did say she was left-handed, I thought :wink: ), or jus' plain ol' cussedness, not Chutzpah. True Chutzpah is murdering your parents and then asking the court for leniency because you are an orphan. :shock: I am both right handed and left handed. I ...
- Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:23 pm
- Forum: Res Diversae
- Topic: Pun Times
- Replies: 287
- Views: 786244
Well, Sam Clam and Larry Lobster were the best of friends, they loved to jam together, Sam played the drums and Larry played the harp. One day there was a terrible earthquake and both friends were killed, Larry Lobster went to heaven but you know Clams are kinda dirty so Sam went to... the other pl...
- Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:47 pm
- Forum: Res Diversae
- Topic: Instant advertising
- Replies: 37
- Views: 63815
Re: Instant advertising
Priceless: "A weekend in Aleppo...$500; a ride on a one- eyed, farty camel...$2.50 ; 24% APR on this lousy credit card....priceless." -- PW For some reason, this reminds me of some choice words I have for those who butt in on a conversation I may be having with someone: "If I wanted ...
- Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:27 pm
- Forum: Res Diversae
- Topic: Pun Times
- Replies: 287
- Views: 786244