Yes, Mrs. P [He] But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd! [She] It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred [He] Of course you would—as long as Mad...

Yes, Mrs. P [He] But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd! [She] It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred [He] Of course you would—as long as Mad...

Yes, Mrs. P [He] But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd! [She] It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred [He] Of course you would—as long as Mad...

Yes, Mrs. P [He] But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd! [She] It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred [He] Of course you would—as long as Mad...

Yes, Mrs. P [He] But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd! [She] It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred [He] Of course you would—as long as Mad...

Yes, Mrs. P [He] But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd! [She] It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred [He] Of course you would—as long as Mad...

Yes, Mrs. P [He] But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd! [She] It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred [He] Of course you would—as long as Mad...

Yes, Mrs. P [He] But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd! [She] It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto. I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred. [He] Of course you would—as long as M...

[He] But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do To designate her consort, and "First Gentleman"'s absurd! [She] It barely matters what he's called—or was called hitherto. I'd happily accept whatever title he preferred. [He] Of course you would—as long as Madame Wifey w...

Yes, Mrs. P

But she would have a problem from day one: “First Man” won’t do!
“First Lady” means a consort, and “First Woman” sounds like Eve.
It barely matters what he’s called—or was called hitherto

Group Poem XXI will be (I hope) a humorous poem called “Yes, Mrs. P” The poem will be written as a conversation between two individuals: a male and a female. The topic of their conversation will be whether a female should be elected President of the United States. The man is against the idea; the wo...

I vote with Slava (7 days with repeats on weekends) but will defer to higher authority.

Argh!

The Shipwreck When the crew felt a surge in the strength of the wind They all knew right away they were sunk And the captain said "Aye, 'tis an ominous sign" As a rope hit the deck with a clunk. But a sailor will never give in to the sea And the helmsman with boldness opined: "We will...

The Shipwreck When the crew felt a surge in the strength of the wind They all knew right away they were sunk And the captain said "Aye, 'tis an ominous sign" As a rope hit the deck with a clunk. But a sailor will never give in to the sea And the helmsman with boldness opined: "We will...