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Postby saparris » Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:08 am

Mea culpa. I am indeed to blame. Luke would not have come up with a joke that bad.
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Postby LukeJavan8 » Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:20 pm

Luke wouldn't even try. It would not cross his mind.
All too fishy for him.
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Postby Enigma » Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:50 pm

I would like to hear a joke from you, luke. You seem to be too afraid to give it a shot. Perhaps one day you will and suprise me.

Even a 'knock knock' joke will do.
What you see, yet can not see over, is as good as infinite. ~Thomas Carlyle

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Postby LukeJavan8 » Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:12 pm

I know a few jokes: but most are not 'clean' enough for
the site.
I have a real problem with humor. It has to be REALLY
FUNNY for me to laugh aloud. I get some funny things,
but don't appreciate slapstick at all. Comedy movies
I rarely find funny, humerous, maybe, but not really funny.
I have collections of older TV shows I used to enjoy
that were funny, years ago. I love them and laugh at them.
One day, Eddie, one day.
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Postby damoge » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:30 pm

Luke, yours was a goodun. Sap's much less so.
Everything works out, one way or another

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Postby saparris » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:51 pm

Why, thank you! You're as kind-hearted as ever.

I'm just glad you made it to the forum! Sit down, take your shoes off, and make yourself at home.

Want something to drink?
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Postby sluggo » Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:01 am

Abilone. You're just being shellfish.

If it's punny snappers you're after we'll have to go back to this...
Stop! Murder us not, tonsured rumpots! Knife no one, fink!

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Postby saparris » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:17 pm

This could be the worst pun collection in "recorded" history.

Shad, but truna.
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Postby LukeJavan8 » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:46 pm

Welcome damoge:
I welcomed you in the welcome home thread as well,
since few use that thread anymore.

I like your avatar.

As for puns, I'd post a green sickie if saparris
would show me how, but you know him, he keeps
things to himself, will cause an explosion some day.
-----please, draw me a sheep-----

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Postby saparris » Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:14 pm

As for puns, I'd post a green sickie if saparris would show me how........
I'm just tying to keep your frustration with technology at a manageable level. Too much too fast and your head might explode.
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Postby LukeJavan8 » Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:34 pm

Image


Hey, I got it!
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Postby LukeJavan8 » Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:38 pm

Image

this was me before; oh woe, woe!
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Postby sluggo » Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:48 pm

OK look Luke, I have to say it if no one else will:

This is really getting over the top.
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Postby LukeJavan8 » Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:53 pm

I know.
But I just learned how to do it.
Please excuse me. Now I have to learn how to
make them smaller. That will take some time.
Sorry if it offends.

And I am really new to computer, as I mentioned before,and
I learned how to "preview" and post a comment with the
picture. So it is a learning process. I will figure the
whole thing out eventually. Thanks for your comment,
however, it was kind of you.
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Postby LukeJavan8 » Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:26 pm

And now I've learned that there is a way to tell
the size before posting. So I'm getting there
for a computer neophyte.
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