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Full of wind. Windy. '' They were preparing for the hypenemious assault of the hurricane.''

Would a good bicarb be in order if one is hypenemious?

It looks like my tongue-in-cheek suggestion is more apropos than I thought. A hypenemious egg is what is also called a wind egg. That's wind as in expelled gas, i.e. a fart egg. It's an unfertilized egg, often without a yolk.