That was good indeed Gail, though I can't get the 2nd one to open. First one reminds of this li'l error message.Gail that was priceless!
The first thing i do with a new computer is disable Mr. Paperclip. It just annoys me that I have to go through the process.
Paperclipguy is annoying but poisonally the first first thing I do with a new 'puter is pull off the guldang Number Lock and Insert keys. Grrrrr.
More basically methinks MS has to reveal who the hell is writing when they refer to "My" computer, "my" this, "my" that, and why you get "welcomed" to a machine of which you thought you just assumed ownership at a thousand bucks a pop. A grand buys a lot of contempt.