Buzzomatic Memo Writer

Clickety-click and home you go!It's Friday afternoon and you've been asked to write a memo about the latest bold move your team / department / division / organization is about to make but you have to write it up as though no one had ever thought of it before. Can you remember the latest buzzwords they are using to make stale ideas sound cutting-edge?

Morty trying to use his own Buzzomatic writerWell, you can stew and struggle with it over the weekend or you can let alphaDictionary do the work for you in a few seconds. All you have to do is press 4 buttons then go home and enjoy the weekend spaced out in front of the TV ('telly' if you're in Australia, New Zealand, or the UK). Your choice. Just push the Push! button below as many times as is necessary to match the latest buzzological wording in your memo with what the management of your organization thinks the organization should be doing. What could be simpler? (Java and JavaScript must be enabled on your browser.)

Interoffice Memorandum

This week we will begin to
Our goal is to
According to our current President and CEO, we are in the best position to
We will lead the way in
Let's all join in to rev up our organization for the new millennium!

All you have to do now is copy and paste your masterpiece into an e-mail message space and send it to everyone on your organizational mailing list. Expect praise, compliments, a raise and promotion as it impresses everyone. They will know that you are up on the latest business fads and must be incredibly intelligent to write such a perfect memo so 'cutting-edge' that even they cannot understand it. (Back to the Writing Avoidance Center >>)

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