That can be read aloud, without errors.

But it requires some pauses which ruin the rhythm.

^ If I recall correctly, only the woman had to promise obedience in the 'good old days'...

Let us not forget dissipation, caused by too much sipping.

Stretching the meaning, she goes from bride (one associated with brewing ale) to lady (one who kneads bread)?

Cubeb is an essential oil and adds an interesting note to some perfume blends. It's "prescribed" for some alternative treatments. There's also an amusing list of not 1950's school-age appropriate esoteric uses for both Piper cubeba and Litsea Cubeba, through human history.

That just cries out for parentheses.

When they refer to themselves, they say "this newspaper". Is this a British usage, or idiosyncratic to what I would call a magazine? I would think it's akin to the usage of "this writer" in an editorial. It's a way to emphasize -- or even add gravitas to -- an opinion with third...

No igloos for the Yoopers, unless built for fun.

I like: the jig, she is up.

...or it could be an estivus for the rest of us?

When making hue and cry, were they also obliged to cry havoc?

Eddie Izzard explored how fast godspeed is.

Just toast, please.

Sick might be a bit strong. Schmooze can also be light-hearted and friendly. If we're not busy and there is time for a chat with a client, it can be referred to as a schmooze by either party. An out-of-office appointment with an existing or potential client can be referred to as schmoozing when revi...

When one is in high dudgeon, one may well be getting on one's high-horse about it.

Getting on one's low horse in a state of low dudgeon would seem ineffectual, barely attracting the attention -- let alone commiseration -- of passersby.