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Postby Brazilian dude » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:29 am

Well, it turns out I'm rich now!

NOTICE...CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

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Lucky Winner,

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At least the English is much better.

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Postby tcward » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:55 am

Now don't be a cheapskate. You can afford to do things right. Replace all those worn-out clothes. Upgrade to a solid, dependable car. Make an investment in your dreams.

In your dreams...

-Tim :P
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Postby Brazilian dude » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:05 am

Upgrade to a solid, dependable car.

Is updating possible when none exists? :)

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Postby Stargzer » Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:48 pm

That would be an update from a bicycle or other two-or three-wheeled conveyance or from Shank's Mare.
Regards//Larry

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