If you notice my signature quote and its interesting turn of a phrase, it is a direct quote from my local newspaper. Yesterday they did it again, turned a reasonable phrase into something quite silly.
Quote, "Police chased a white pickup for 90 minutes Friday through highways, including Highway 288 in Pearland, rural roads and a golf course until the driver turned into a creek . . ."
I laughed till I had to wipe tears out of my eyes. I suppose if the driver became a small body of flowing water then he would be difficult to catch or arrest.
My Local Newspaper has done it again . . .
My Local Newspaper has done it again . . .
The neighbors said that they knew the man who'd been shot for years.
OMG! What a great idea!
The kids were playing D&D last night and turned a cleric into a double hit weapon to take out the evil mage. The cleric had been hit with a debilitating spell by the mage and could barely move out of the way of the next hit so my daughter, who has this razor sharp wit says, 'Why don't we just throw the cleric at the mage?' Everyone at the table stopped still, looked at each other, busted out laughing and then began working out the logistics. The paladin, whose turn it was next, drank a potion of true strike while the cleric mumbled his divine spell of 'flame on.' The living room was a riot with laughter, suggestions, rolling for percentage and near falling on the floor hysterics. The evil mage never knew what hit him. The paladin rolled a natural twenty to crit and an 18 to confirm, once again causing squeals and gibberish glee around the table.
If a paladin can turn a cleric into a double strike weapon of opportunity I would guess that a chaplain could turn a creek into a stupid criminal. I just wonder what he would have to roll for that.
The kids were playing D&D last night and turned a cleric into a double hit weapon to take out the evil mage. The cleric had been hit with a debilitating spell by the mage and could barely move out of the way of the next hit so my daughter, who has this razor sharp wit says, 'Why don't we just throw the cleric at the mage?' Everyone at the table stopped still, looked at each other, busted out laughing and then began working out the logistics. The paladin, whose turn it was next, drank a potion of true strike while the cleric mumbled his divine spell of 'flame on.' The living room was a riot with laughter, suggestions, rolling for percentage and near falling on the floor hysterics. The evil mage never knew what hit him. The paladin rolled a natural twenty to crit and an 18 to confirm, once again causing squeals and gibberish glee around the table.
If a paladin can turn a cleric into a double strike weapon of opportunity I would guess that a chaplain could turn a creek into a stupid criminal. I just wonder what he would have to roll for that.
The neighbors said that they knew the man who'd been shot for years.
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- Lexiterian
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Perhaps he did it for the rill of it all.Well he couldn't just turn into a river. One has to start off small, and work one's way up.until the driver turned into a creek . .
-- PW
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention to arrive safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming: Wow!!! What a ride!"
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