You know, I can see the resemblance between Mick and a frog at times. Especially now that he's a tad on the not-so-young side.you missed the part where his Dad is Mick Jagger, then it goes:
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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Re: Saturday
Life is like playing chess with chessmen who each have thoughts and feelings and motives of their own.
Saturday
There was a documentary on TV last night about members of a religious order who spend all their time playing stringed musical instruments. So I've written to complain that there's too much sects and violins on TV these days.
Saturday
The U.S. mint decided to issue a 50-cent piece. It even enlisted the public in choosing a design. It put the designs on its site to let the public vote. Each design featured a different American patriot. Two designs tied. One featured Nathan Hale; the other, Theodore Roosevelt. So, the mint decided to put one on each side of the coin. That way, when the coin is tossed, you can just call out Teds or Hales!
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Re: Saturday
That reminds me of sophomore (I think it was) Theology (Religion) class in high school. We were kind of a rowdy class and Fr. Jude decided to clamp down on us, delivering lectures which we were supposed to copy furiously. As it turns out, this day we were about to learn about the Essenes, but we managed to put our own stamp upon things.... there's too much sects and violins on TV these days.
Fr. Jude: "Today's lecture is entitled Jewish Sex and Parties."
Us: "FATHER JUDE!"
Fr. Jude, in a firm, angry voice: "It's spelled S-E-C-T-S!"
Regards//Larry
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"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
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Ah, there is life out there. I was wondering when someone might chime in. Aye, a tad wanton, but at least it got a rise out of someone. Where is everybody? I feel we've been a tad moribund for the last couple of weeks.Ooo Slava. Do we need to send you to the "wanton" topic?
Life is like playing chess with chessmen who each have thoughts and feelings and motives of their own.
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How To Tell X from Y
There are many jokes of this kind out there, here's one:
How to tell a weasel from a stoat - 'one is weasily recognized, the other is stoatally different'.
Along the same lines, we have:
How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neak up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.
Anyone have more to share?
How to tell a weasel from a stoat - 'one is weasily recognized, the other is stoatally different'.
Along the same lines, we have:
How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neak up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.
Anyone have more to share?
Life is like playing chess with chessmen who each have thoughts and feelings and motives of their own.
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This forum seems to major on puns but I have a non-pun joke and Slava steered me here. This is a low-key joke so it may not suit everybody. My jokes often get booed. My skin it thick.
Once a man came before a judge with the request for a name change. The judge asked him his name. He replied, "Joe Shagnasty". The judge readily admitted that he would entertain a name change and asked Mr. Shagnasty what he wanted his new name to be. Shagnasty replied, "Bob Shagnasty". "Why?" asked the judge in surprise. Shagnasty replied, "I am tired of people greeting me with 'What'cha know, Joe?’ "
Once a man came before a judge with the request for a name change. The judge asked him his name. He replied, "Joe Shagnasty". The judge readily admitted that he would entertain a name change and asked Mr. Shagnasty what he wanted his new name to be. Shagnasty replied, "Bob Shagnasty". "Why?" asked the judge in surprise. Shagnasty replied, "I am tired of people greeting me with 'What'cha know, Joe?’ "
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