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Democracy is the worst form of government - except for all the others. [Winston Churchill]
I have a soft spot for politicians - a bog in the west of Ireland. [Dave Allen, the Irish comedian]
He went to a good school - it was approved. [Old British joke]
This autobiography is incredibly good - it's a pack of lies.
If you read the Bible, God helps you. If you don't, God help you.
I have a soft spot for politicians - a bog in the west of Ireland. [Dave Allen, the Irish comedian]
He went to a good school - it was approved. [Old British joke]
This autobiography is incredibly good - it's a pack of lies.
If you read the Bible, God helps you. If you don't, God help you.
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I recently found an example of this Good Word in use:
For those enamored of his humor there's a link to Wikiquote with a collection of Philips' quotes, including one about two Baptists that I heard long ago but whose source I didn't know. I swear though that when I heard it, it was about two Civil War soldiers, Yankee and Confederate, arguing at the edge of a cliff. Either way it had the same punch line. Follow the link to his web site to find the earliest Emo Philips film, from 1983.Emo Philips (born February 7, 1956 as Phil Soltanec) is an American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove. Much of his standup comedy stems from the use of paraprosdokians and garden path sentences spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice and a confused, childlike delivery of his material to produce the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the 'wisdom of children' or the idiot savant. ...
Regards//Larry
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
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I just tried Yahoo and Google, and neither one has a reference to it. Except that Google does show this post.One of mine: "He inherited his brains from his father--in formaldehyde." (re Glen Beck)
Somehow missed this: I really like it, hope it is not
copyrighted, as I'd like to use it.
(Did it originate with Beck, or is it a reference to him
{"re"})?
Life is like playing chess with chessmen who each have thoughts and feelings and motives of their own.
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Perhaps MTC is just referring to Beck.
I am not in much love with that commentator myself.
Not to get into arguments over politics, but once
he castigated offenders when on another network,
and showed over and over the ovens Hitler used to
eliminate people he did not like. That totally turned
me off. He has his opinion, and I have the right to
not watch nor listen to him.
I am not in much love with that commentator myself.
Not to get into arguments over politics, but once
he castigated offenders when on another network,
and showed over and over the ovens Hitler used to
eliminate people he did not like. That totally turned
me off. He has his opinion, and I have the right to
not watch nor listen to him.
-----please, draw me a sheep-----
One of my favorites from Groucho:
Groucho (to woman): I need to speak to your husband. I'll go get him.
Woman: My husband's dead.
Groucho: Oh, in that case YOU go get him.
Cant' remember which movie that came from.
Groucho (to woman): I need to speak to your husband. I'll go get him.
Woman: My husband's dead.
Groucho: Oh, in that case YOU go get him.
Cant' remember which movie that came from.
Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I'm going to change myself. -- Rumi
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For more on this GWoTD, here's the take from Quinion's World Wide Words: http://www.worldwidewords.org/nl/fnwb.htm#N2
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