First time I ran across the trunk monkey was about 7 years ago or so--a car dealer in Sandy, Or was running them.
There's an entire series of them--absolutely hilarious!
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I was sent that one in an email. I did say it was risque. What made it funny for me was not the sexual allusions; but rather the incongruity of the father's ire at the very banal intercom disturbing his sleep.Absolutely disgusting. Only a complete degenerate would want to watch such filth.The best spoof on Priceless was a film clip I saw once. It is rather risque, but I will quote it nevertheless.
-- PW
Thanks for the link. I see that I slightly misquoted the cost and the setups.
"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once. Lately it hasn't been working."
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I love that one. So vat are you sinking about?
And who has seen Mama Said I Could?
On another note, who has seen the series of TV spots for Mens' Wearhouse? They are very effective. The tagline, "you'll like how you look...I guarantee it!", works so well; thanks to the brilliant intimate delivery of the company CEO.
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I'm, like, totally...oh, man...I mean, like...it's the most awesome story...like, ever. Totally.
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-- PW
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention to arrive safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming: Wow!!! What a ride!"
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If she's really, like, um, an actress, then maybe she should, like, you know, write a , um, script and, maybe, like, uh, rehearse it before she, um, goes before a camera to um, tell all?
To quote the AFLAC Duck (at the end of the commercial "Berra at the Barber") -- "ohhhhh-OHHHHHHHH-ohhhhhh!"
To quote the AFLAC Duck (at the end of the commercial "Berra at the Barber") -- "ohhhhh-OHHHHHHHH-ohhhhhh!"
Regards//Larry
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
Dudes! I, like, so totally could not watch the whole thing. She's, like, so trying to talk like she's with her peeps, who would so have interrupted her, like, immediately, to tell their own, um, [insert hysterical laughter] most embarassing moments OMG!
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In the absence of reinforcement noises she's just going on and on and on...was she auditioning for Energizer? William Shakespeare would have maruelled to heare this straunge speech; marry, thinke you not he vvould haue reproduced it faythefuly for the poore clowne or asse in his next play.
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In the absence of reinforcement noises she's just going on and on and on...was she auditioning for Energizer? William Shakespeare would have maruelled to heare this straunge speech; marry, thinke you not he vvould haue reproduced it faythefuly for the poore clowne or asse in his next play.
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Priceless: "A weekend in Aleppo...$500; a ride on a one-eyed, farty camel...$2.50; 24% APR on this lousy credit card....priceless."
-- PW
For some reason, this reminds me of some choice words I have for those who butt in on a conversation I may be having with someone: "If I wanted to hear from an a$$hole, I would have farted". I know, I know, I'll go wash my mouth out with some huny so I will say sweeter things.
I was just being honest... I hope I'm not giving Sunny a drinking problem again.
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No, that was just brutal honesty, gaucheness (she did say she was left-handed, I thoughtWOW, Huny, you are really able to exppress yourself, I am tainted o'er much by the societal pressures of nicities. I wish I had your Chutzpa.
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), or jus' plain ol' cussedness, not Chutzpah. True Chutzpah is murdering your parents and then asking the court for leniency because you are an orphan.
Regards//Larry
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
Sunny,
Your problem is that you aren't ventriloquist material. I.e. you can't drink and breath at the same time. But hey, as long as you don't short out your screen, or write with water soluble inks, spray away
Your problem is that you aren't ventriloquist material. I.e. you can't drink and breath at the same time. But hey, as long as you don't short out your screen, or write with water soluble inks, spray away
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