My Local Newspaper has done it again . . .
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- Great Grand Panjandrum
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Oh, don't! Give in to the dark side...
Then there was the magician who was walking down the street and suddenly turned into a cigar store . . .
NOW will you leggo my arm?
Regards//Larry
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
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- Great Grand Panjandrum
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Oops. Forgot the obligatory pun:
When they hired that new manager from outside the company I figured he must walk on water. As it turned out, he was skating on thin ice.
Regards//Larry
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
Just got back from going out to The Waffle House for some late night breakfast and I noticed their sign:
Shirt and shoes must be worn to get service.
I wondered I would get kicked out if I told them that my shirt was almost brand new and that my shoes were just a month old.
Shirt and shoes must be worn to get service.
I wondered I would get kicked out if I told them that my shirt was almost brand new and that my shoes were just a month old.
The neighbors said that they knew the man who'd been shot for years.
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- Grand Panjandrum
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Did they service your shoes anyway?Just got back from going out to The Waffle House for some late night breakfast and I noticed their sign:
Shirt and shoes must be worn to get service.
I wondered I would get kicked out if I told them that my shirt was almost brand new and that my shoes were just a month old.
Stop! Murder us not, tonsured rumpots! Knife no one, fink!
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- Great Grand Panjandrum
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Actually, I like the signs on the doors at Burger King. Which sign you see depends, ob-viously, on which way the door swings.
(Stargzer often notices the little things in life.)PUSH
You can have it your way and Pull, but this door is really stubborn.
PULL
You can have it your way and Push, but this door is really stubborn.
Regards//Larry
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
And I just had giggling fits over the sign at Service Merchandice:
THIS BUILDING IS ALARMED!
I always wanted to ask if it needed a Valium or a good hug, maybe a cup of tea and some time out.
There is also the horrible sign at Ryan's Steak House:
HAND CUT HERE DAILY
Which I always thought was such a terrible comment on their safety practices. Why doesn't someone teach them how to keep their hands out of the way of the knife?
THIS BUILDING IS ALARMED!
I always wanted to ask if it needed a Valium or a good hug, maybe a cup of tea and some time out.
There is also the horrible sign at Ryan's Steak House:
HAND CUT HERE DAILY
Which I always thought was such a terrible comment on their safety practices. Why doesn't someone teach them how to keep their hands out of the way of the knife?
The neighbors said that they knew the man who'd been shot for years.
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- Great Grand Panjandrum
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Years ago in one Government office building I was working in they put up a sign:
To which I appended:This area contains sensitive data.
Please do not hurt their feelings.
Regards//Larry
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
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