Bloodbath and Beyond Gun Shop
Doolittle and Dalley Construction
Spry Funeral Home (a current real business in Huntsville, AL. I seem to be the only around who thinks that's funny.)
Daffy's Duct Shop
Uncommonly Appropriate Partnerships
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- Great Grand Panjandrum
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- Location: Crownsville, MD
My scoutmaster was a dentist: Dr. Dent (la dent is French for tooth).
Sometimes people razzed is younger, shorter brother as "Big smash, little Dent."
Sometimes people razzed is younger, shorter brother as "Big smash, little Dent."
Regards//Larry
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
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- Great Grand Panjandrum
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Mergers & Acquisitions
I got this one from one of my brothers:
Investment tips for 2007 For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2007-8.
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace
Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become:
MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally ....
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
[Censored] [Censored] Bang Bang.
Regards//Larry
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
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- Great Grand Panjandrum
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- Joined: Tue Feb 15, 2005 3:56 pm
- Location: Crownsville, MD
Sorry, it's the best I can come up with at the moment.Baker, Butcher, and Burnham
Industrial Oven Consultants
Regards//Larry
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."
-- Attributed to Richard Henry Lee
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