mark from-my-friend-in-OZ Bailey
Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was slightly gray,
It didn't have a father, just some borrowed DNA.
It sort of had a mother, though the ovum was on loan,
It was not so much a lambkin, as a little lamby clone.
And soon it had a fellow clone, and soon it had some more,
They followed her to school one day, all cramming through the door.
It made the children laugh and sing, the teachers found it droll,
There were too many lamby clones, for Mary to control.
No other could control the sheep, since their programs didn't vary,
So the scientists resolved it all, by simply cloning Mary.
But now they feel quite sheepish, those scientists unwary,
One problem solved, but what to do, with Mary, Mary, Mary!
by Anon. E. Mouse
by Anon. E. Mouse
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Re: by Anon. E. Mouse
Ewe mutton take this too sheariously, but why the letter C here?.... all cramming through the door.
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Stop! Murder us not, tonsured rumpots! Knife no one, fink!
my lil pome didn't deserve all this attention, but thanks anyway.
mark don't-bash-me-for-being-political-if-you-do-it-too Bailey
that's cuz cramming is what ewes do, they didn't need the ram which is what the feminazis have been saying for years, yet.....who do they dress like...... that for?Bailey wrote:
.... all cramming through the door.
mark don't-bash-me-for-being-political-if-you-do-it-too Bailey
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