I came across a list of
Light Bulb Jokes, as in "How many [whatever]s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Note: These jokes are not "Politically Correct" (except, of course, for the Politics section) so if you are easily offended or if your sensitivities are tender, then it is recommended that you remain in the dark.
Samples:
Q: How many FBI agents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Between two and five hundred depending on the perimeter and how long it takes the bulb to surrender.
Q: How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: According to the Repair Estimate Manual, the answer is .3 man hours plus parts ... if you can bring it in Tuesday before nine.
Q: How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three – one to change the breaker, a second to rewire the circuit and a third to replace the fixture. (Note: the light bulb is not included.)
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity anymore.
Q: How many Iraqi soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He takes it back to Baghdad for safe keeping.....
Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
Q: How many Shiites does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to hijack a light bulb, one to commandeer a jet to Beirut airport, one to hold press conferences, and one to negotiate with Israel and the US for the release of fluorescent bulbs held in hostage around the world!!
Q: How many Israelis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six-four to storm the room and take control of it, one to forcibly eject the old bulb, and another one to screw it in.
Q: How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it took three U.S. advisors to tell them that it was burnt out in the first place.
Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 16. One to change the bulb and fifteen to stand around and say "Good on yer, mate!"
Q: How many New Zealanders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first.
Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs.
And that's just a sample! I know there's other lists out there.